Khaldara
@khaldara.bsky.social
“That’s how you know we respect the rule of law”
- conservative idiots
- conservative idiots
May 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“That’s how you know we respect the rule of law”
- conservative idiots
- conservative idiots
“We let him complain about ‘political persecution’ for years while the justice department handled him with kid gloves and let Aileen Cannon slow walk all of his cases even after pre-existing convictions. Then as soon as we got in power we perp walked a judge over literally nothing.”
May 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“We let him complain about ‘political persecution’ for years while the justice department handled him with kid gloves and let Aileen Cannon slow walk all of his cases even after pre-existing convictions. Then as soon as we got in power we perp walked a judge over literally nothing.”
She couldn’t take the tinnitus from the air constantly whistling unimpeded between her ears
May 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
She couldn’t take the tinnitus from the air constantly whistling unimpeded between her ears
Too late, here comes the unblockable cheek pinching finisher
January 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Too late, here comes the unblockable cheek pinching finisher
Maybe if we started calling America “The Fatherland” he’d just immediately abandon it like he usually does
January 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Maybe if we started calling America “The Fatherland” he’d just immediately abandon it like he usually does
I don’t like this episode of ‘How It’s Made: Mountain Dew’
January 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I don’t like this episode of ‘How It’s Made: Mountain Dew’
Funny how that changed.
January 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Funny how that changed.
Correctly assuming that even the most bible thumping “Think of the Children” pearl clutching Reaganite would look at those groups and agree with the rest of us that shooting at them was largely the acceptable response?
January 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Correctly assuming that even the most bible thumping “Think of the Children” pearl clutching Reaganite would look at those groups and agree with the rest of us that shooting at them was largely the acceptable response?
Remember in the 80s when people were afraid of triggering stupid Conservative groups (who were busy engaging in Satanic Panic over D&D and Rock music), so whenever they made a violent video game they made the antagonists literal Nazis (Wolfenstein) or demons (DOOM)?
January 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Remember in the 80s when people were afraid of triggering stupid Conservative groups (who were busy engaging in Satanic Panic over D&D and Rock music), so whenever they made a violent video game they made the antagonists literal Nazis (Wolfenstein) or demons (DOOM)?
Guess we all should have figured out how much he loved Hitler a long time ago, he’s pretty talented at making inescapable incineration chambers.
People just figured since they had four wheels he must have been doing it by accident the entire time.
People just figured since they had four wheels he must have been doing it by accident the entire time.
January 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Guess we all should have figured out how much he loved Hitler a long time ago, he’s pretty talented at making inescapable incineration chambers.
People just figured since they had four wheels he must have been doing it by accident the entire time.
People just figured since they had four wheels he must have been doing it by accident the entire time.
Then again they also didn’t care that he was a felon, an adulterer, or a rapist, so it’s hard to say whether total absence of moral character or entire lack of qualifications are worth pointing out.
Ideally all of them should be instant dealbreakers. Unfortunately Conservatives are fucking morons.
Ideally all of them should be instant dealbreakers. Unfortunately Conservatives are fucking morons.
January 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Then again they also didn’t care that he was a felon, an adulterer, or a rapist, so it’s hard to say whether total absence of moral character or entire lack of qualifications are worth pointing out.
Ideally all of them should be instant dealbreakers. Unfortunately Conservatives are fucking morons.
Ideally all of them should be instant dealbreakers. Unfortunately Conservatives are fucking morons.
Too Fast: Too Führerious
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Too Fast: Too Führerious
The dude hasn’t even publicly claimed it was anything other than what everybody with eyeballs and a brain knows it was either.
At this point, despite the people that can’t get enough of gargling his balls trying to defend this, he’s already told on himself.
At this point, despite the people that can’t get enough of gargling his balls trying to defend this, he’s already told on himself.
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The dude hasn’t even publicly claimed it was anything other than what everybody with eyeballs and a brain knows it was either.
At this point, despite the people that can’t get enough of gargling his balls trying to defend this, he’s already told on himself.
At this point, despite the people that can’t get enough of gargling his balls trying to defend this, he’s already told on himself.
“Who can send ‘JuStIcE’ Clarence Thomas the biggest RV” presumably
January 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Who can send ‘JuStIcE’ Clarence Thomas the biggest RV” presumably
Fact checked it on Meta, no lies detected
January 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fact checked it on Meta, no lies detected
Take that “elites”! And to show you I mean business, I’ve invited the richest man on the planet up here to literally jump for joy over my campaign. That’ll really show him!
* Raucous Cheering From The Stupidest People On Earth *
* Raucous Cheering From The Stupidest People On Earth *
January 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Take that “elites”! And to show you I mean business, I’ve invited the richest man on the planet up here to literally jump for joy over my campaign. That’ll really show him!
* Raucous Cheering From The Stupidest People On Earth *
* Raucous Cheering From The Stupidest People On Earth *
The old “Fling shit everywhere so that my dumb as fuck supporters don’t notice me picking their pocket” play. Good thing for him they’re incredibly slow learners.
January 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The old “Fling shit everywhere so that my dumb as fuck supporters don’t notice me picking their pocket” play. Good thing for him they’re incredibly slow learners.
Elon meanwhile apparently had his skull spiked straight into the linoleum as the doctor re-enacted an NFL touchdown dance in the delivery room
January 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Elon meanwhile apparently had his skull spiked straight into the linoleum as the doctor re-enacted an NFL touchdown dance in the delivery room
“Come on my dude! This one ALREADY exploded! We got that out of the way already! It’s all uphill from here!”
< *side panel falls off* >
< *side panel falls off* >
January 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Come on my dude! This one ALREADY exploded! We got that out of the way already! It’s all uphill from here!”
< *side panel falls off* >
< *side panel falls off* >
Someone must have used the windshield wiper fluid
January 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Someone must have used the windshield wiper fluid
In the Mate’s Beer defense, this ongoing problem is clearly because they insisted on calling cocktail stirrers “swizzle sticks”.
December 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM
In the Mate’s Beer defense, this ongoing problem is clearly because they insisted on calling cocktail stirrers “swizzle sticks”.
“Affirmative Mission Control, we are ‘straight up jorkin’ it”
December 30, 2024 at 1:49 PM
“Affirmative Mission Control, we are ‘straight up jorkin’ it”