Positively squishy with drool

I tried to make him take it out of the glass himself but the campari grossed him out and he ran away from it

It was already a slobbery mess when he gifted it to me. You heard of highballs and lowballs? This is a campari soda yellowball

so I shoved the whole thing in my mouth and at this very moment am desperately trying to subtly chew and swallow the damn thing. My cheeks are chipmunking and my eyes are watering because I am also choking down a massive laugh and I don’t know if I will get hired again.

Ffs they keep coming. I’ve flushed dozens down the toilet just from my tiny courtyard. Walking the dogs is a nighmare

Yay! But also deeply disappointed in the casting.

I tried a few times to see if AI could help problem solve or kickstart some plot lines in games I was writing and never got any real help from it. A lot of times it would just spit my own words back at me because it couldn’t fill in the blanks.

Me and Tessa are in the same boat. Ecocardiogram in a few weeks. 😩

That shirt is really appropriate for any occasion tho

Sorry but any game you play from now on I’ll just be picturing your character in a merkin per that last rpg

And hey I’m leaving the country anyway so any awkwardness will be short-lived

there will be tears

Look I already have a reputation for putting players into existential crises but last night I worked on this game and took myself to such a dark place that I had to have a bourbon and crawl under my duvet. Although I hear that’s ”fun” for some?