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Khoma Stormcrow
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3 goblins in a trenchcoat just trying to pass as a human.
Whatevah whateva I do what I want!
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My cat Chode once crawled inside the thanksgiving turkey and ate it like a hooker on bath salts.

We had pizza and Chinese that year.

I miss that orange freak.
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
20 foot waves on Lake Erie.

I swear it's not my fault.
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Check out Cecret Souls. They have a serious Alice In Chains/Soundgarden vibe.
Grunge is back baby!
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I gave up on that show 2 seasons ago.
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Give Jasmine Crockett a shotgun.
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*walks towards people*
*hyperventilates and nopes out halfway*
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I'm surrounded by amish, sooo, a lot.
October 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Why waste the energy when you can use them to clear out the others, plus, can't be possessed if you already are.
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
At least it's not just me.
October 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I can however cast seeming, but I can only change form into a giant disappointment.
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Speak with animals is just a handful of shrooms.

Wildshape has been retooled to be a random festival wook wearing a Chewbacca mask, and nothing else.
October 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM