Kurt Schwarzenbart🫣
@kgts12.bsky.social
husband, actor, composer, veteran, tropical depression
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If I see Casper, I’m running.
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If I see Casper, I’m running.
Did Trump pardon Bat Boy? I thought he was buddies with the National Enquirer?
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Did Trump pardon Bat Boy? I thought he was buddies with the National Enquirer?
Notice Hegseth says “at the direction of President….” He’s covered his tracks and [may have] washed his hands to the whole incident.
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Notice Hegseth says “at the direction of President….” He’s covered his tracks and [may have] washed his hands to the whole incident.
Over 2 million. It could be 4 million. Maybe even 43.6 million. Hard to say.
October 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Over 2 million. It could be 4 million. Maybe even 43.6 million. Hard to say.
Such a pretty snowflake.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Such a pretty snowflake.
I’m curious if the plan for 2028 is like the plan to replace Obamacare?
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’m curious if the plan for 2028 is like the plan to replace Obamacare?
I don’t get how Mike Johnson can look like Pinocchio, lie constantly (including calling himself a Christian), and yet his nose doesn’t grow.
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don’t get how Mike Johnson can look like Pinocchio, lie constantly (including calling himself a Christian), and yet his nose doesn’t grow.
How does the Second-in-Line not know the details of a threat to a high ranking member of the House?
October 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
How does the Second-in-Line not know the details of a threat to a high ranking member of the House?
If you’re worried about disqualification for public service, commit fraud or something. Then you should be fine.
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you’re worried about disqualification for public service, commit fraud or something. Then you should be fine.
Imagine if the country was run by adults.
October 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Imagine if the country was run by adults.
Give him the double whammy of suing him then calling him Sue. That’ll show him.
October 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Give him the double whammy of suing him then calling him Sue. That’ll show him.
Well I guess the jig is up, the news is out.
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Well I guess the jig is up, the news is out.
She should be everywhere that Johnson is all day long.
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
She should be everywhere that Johnson is all day long.
When Trump farts, does Johnson have to climb back in?
October 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When Trump farts, does Johnson have to climb back in?
Walgreens owes me $70 for the prescription I just filled.
October 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Walgreens owes me $70 for the prescription I just filled.
I took Tylenol and my foreskin grew back.
October 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I took Tylenol and my foreskin grew back.
No one ever checks the live webcams.
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
No one ever checks the live webcams.
A girl needs to ride her pony.
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A girl needs to ride her pony.