KG Ryder 🏴☠️
@kgryder-author.bsky.social
Spicy Historical Romance with Robust Heart and Soul
Chronicles of the Deception series.
Book I, The Deception of the Black Rose, coming soon.
Perpetually pondering pirates;
sometimes singing sea shanties. 🏴☠️
Also adores alliteration.
She/her
Chronicles of the Deception series.
Book I, The Deception of the Black Rose, coming soon.
Perpetually pondering pirates;
sometimes singing sea shanties. 🏴☠️
Also adores alliteration.
She/her
Pinned
The Deception of the Black Rose
The Deception of the Black Rose - Kindle edition by Ryder, K.G.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Deception of the Black Rose.
a.co
My book is finally live!
"The Deception of the Black Rose" is available in paperback, an amazing hardcover that looks super cool even without the dust jacket, and Kindle. (They aren't all linked up yet, which is annoying) And it's FREE on KU!
#booksky #spicyromance
a.co/d/4J9U7lJ
"The Deception of the Black Rose" is available in paperback, an amazing hardcover that looks super cool even without the dust jacket, and Kindle. (They aren't all linked up yet, which is annoying) And it's FREE on KU!
#booksky #spicyromance
a.co/d/4J9U7lJ
I have my first author event booked! Friday before Halloween, a pirate costume party with a reading and Q&A!
If you are local to Alexandria, VA, keep an eye on this space!
#Booksky #TheDeceptionoftheBlackRose
If you are local to Alexandria, VA, keep an eye on this space!
#Booksky #TheDeceptionoftheBlackRose
July 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have my first author event booked! Friday before Halloween, a pirate costume party with a reading and Q&A!
If you are local to Alexandria, VA, keep an eye on this space!
#Booksky #TheDeceptionoftheBlackRose
If you are local to Alexandria, VA, keep an eye on this space!
#Booksky #TheDeceptionoftheBlackRose
Got an email asking why I don't have any reviews on my book yet.
IDK, bro, probably because it's 400+ pages and I don't have any spare cash to throw at people who game the review system? Someone will write a real review eventually 🤷🏼♀️
I'm broke and any money I do have is going toward the audiobook.
IDK, bro, probably because it's 400+ pages and I don't have any spare cash to throw at people who game the review system? Someone will write a real review eventually 🤷🏼♀️
I'm broke and any money I do have is going toward the audiobook.
July 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Got an email asking why I don't have any reviews on my book yet.
IDK, bro, probably because it's 400+ pages and I don't have any spare cash to throw at people who game the review system? Someone will write a real review eventually 🤷🏼♀️
I'm broke and any money I do have is going toward the audiobook.
IDK, bro, probably because it's 400+ pages and I don't have any spare cash to throw at people who game the review system? Someone will write a real review eventually 🤷🏼♀️
I'm broke and any money I do have is going toward the audiobook.
Finally got the hardcover of #TheDeceptionOfTheBlackRose and look at the case laminate cover! It's like she's got secret tattoos and I love her with all my heart!
Also wonderful: finding out I'm not all that weird for hating dust jackets 😅 I have found my people!
#booksky #spicybooks #spicybooksky
Also wonderful: finding out I'm not all that weird for hating dust jackets 😅 I have found my people!
#booksky #spicybooks #spicybooksky
July 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Finally got the hardcover of #TheDeceptionOfTheBlackRose and look at the case laminate cover! It's like she's got secret tattoos and I love her with all my heart!
Also wonderful: finding out I'm not all that weird for hating dust jackets 😅 I have found my people!
#booksky #spicybooks #spicybooksky
Also wonderful: finding out I'm not all that weird for hating dust jackets 😅 I have found my people!
#booksky #spicybooks #spicybooksky
My book is finally live!
"The Deception of the Black Rose" is available in paperback, an amazing hardcover that looks super cool even without the dust jacket, and Kindle. (They aren't all linked up yet, which is annoying) And it's FREE on KU!
#booksky #spicyromance
a.co/d/4J9U7lJ
"The Deception of the Black Rose" is available in paperback, an amazing hardcover that looks super cool even without the dust jacket, and Kindle. (They aren't all linked up yet, which is annoying) And it's FREE on KU!
#booksky #spicyromance
a.co/d/4J9U7lJ
The Deception of the Black Rose
The Deception of the Black Rose - Kindle edition by Ryder, K.G.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Deception of the Black Rose.
a.co
July 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My book is finally live!
"The Deception of the Black Rose" is available in paperback, an amazing hardcover that looks super cool even without the dust jacket, and Kindle. (They aren't all linked up yet, which is annoying) And it's FREE on KU!
#booksky #spicyromance
a.co/d/4J9U7lJ
"The Deception of the Black Rose" is available in paperback, an amazing hardcover that looks super cool even without the dust jacket, and Kindle. (They aren't all linked up yet, which is annoying) And it's FREE on KU!
#booksky #spicyromance
a.co/d/4J9U7lJ
I hit publish at 3pm yesterday.
It's still reviewing. The one thing nobody warned me about with publishing a book was how much "hurry up and wait" it involves. I am losing my mind waiting, y'all.
It's still reviewing. The one thing nobody warned me about with publishing a book was how much "hurry up and wait" it involves. I am losing my mind waiting, y'all.
July 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I hit publish at 3pm yesterday.
It's still reviewing. The one thing nobody warned me about with publishing a book was how much "hurry up and wait" it involves. I am losing my mind waiting, y'all.
It's still reviewing. The one thing nobody warned me about with publishing a book was how much "hurry up and wait" it involves. I am losing my mind waiting, y'all.
Convincing you to read my upcoming #debutnovel in a minute or less.
"The Deception of the Black Rose," coming July 1, 2025.
#booksky #spicybook #smuttybook #historicalromance #pirateromance #piratebook
"The Deception of the Black Rose," coming July 1, 2025.
#booksky #spicybook #smuttybook #historicalromance #pirateromance #piratebook
June 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Convincing you to read my upcoming #debutnovel in a minute or less.
"The Deception of the Black Rose," coming July 1, 2025.
#booksky #spicybook #smuttybook #historicalromance #pirateromance #piratebook
"The Deception of the Black Rose," coming July 1, 2025.
#booksky #spicybook #smuttybook #historicalromance #pirateromance #piratebook
#CoverReveal of my #debutnovel, #TheDeceptionOfTheBlackRose. Out July 1, 2025!
#booksky #historicalromance #piratesky #pirateromance #spicybooks
#booksky #historicalromance #piratesky #pirateromance #spicybooks
June 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
#CoverReveal of my #debutnovel, #TheDeceptionOfTheBlackRose. Out July 1, 2025!
#booksky #historicalromance #piratesky #pirateromance #spicybooks
#booksky #historicalromance #piratesky #pirateromance #spicybooks
That weird moment when you've been trying to get a new job for 3 years, have had about 20 interviews in 3 counties and nothing worked out...
And you realize you (AuDHD weirdo goblin woman) had an easier time landing a husband than you're having trying to land a job.
What sort of nonsense is this??
And you realize you (AuDHD weirdo goblin woman) had an easier time landing a husband than you're having trying to land a job.
What sort of nonsense is this??
May 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
That weird moment when you've been trying to get a new job for 3 years, have had about 20 interviews in 3 counties and nothing worked out...
And you realize you (AuDHD weirdo goblin woman) had an easier time landing a husband than you're having trying to land a job.
What sort of nonsense is this??
And you realize you (AuDHD weirdo goblin woman) had an easier time landing a husband than you're having trying to land a job.
What sort of nonsense is this??
@murderedbybluesky.bsky.social
Congrats on being my 69th follower. Nice 😎
Congrats on being my 69th follower. Nice 😎
May 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@murderedbybluesky.bsky.social
Congrats on being my 69th follower. Nice 😎
Congrats on being my 69th follower. Nice 😎
Figures that my first, biggest hater, even before I am officially published, is my own pancreas.
How many carbs does Haterade have?
#diabeticsky
How many carbs does Haterade have?
#diabeticsky
May 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Figures that my first, biggest hater, even before I am officially published, is my own pancreas.
How many carbs does Haterade have?
#diabeticsky
How many carbs does Haterade have?
#diabeticsky
I made a reel about the different types of sea shanties for #ScholarlySaturday as I continue my quest to get The Longest Johns to notice me lmao
For legal reasons, that is mostly a joke. Mostly.
www.facebook.com/share/r/16Tt...
For legal reasons, that is mostly a joke. Mostly.
www.facebook.com/share/r/16Tt...
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May 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I made a reel about the different types of sea shanties for #ScholarlySaturday as I continue my quest to get The Longest Johns to notice me lmao
For legal reasons, that is mostly a joke. Mostly.
www.facebook.com/share/r/16Tt...
For legal reasons, that is mostly a joke. Mostly.
www.facebook.com/share/r/16Tt...
Turns out that stress is having a really big impact on my blood glucose levels.
I guess I'm going to have to rehome my kid 🤷🏼♀️😅
I guess I'm going to have to rehome my kid 🤷🏼♀️😅
April 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Turns out that stress is having a really big impact on my blood glucose levels.
I guess I'm going to have to rehome my kid 🤷🏼♀️😅
I guess I'm going to have to rehome my kid 🤷🏼♀️😅
I already know that I'm not going to be a good diabetic because I have informed every person I've told except my mom by calling myself "a friend of Wilford Brimley".
So please don't follow me for diabetes tips and tricks because, while I'm going to do my best, I don't have high hopes for myself 😅
So please don't follow me for diabetes tips and tricks because, while I'm going to do my best, I don't have high hopes for myself 😅
a man in a red sweater is standing in a kitchen and says " im wilford brimley and i got diabetes " .
ALT: a man in a red sweater is standing in a kitchen and says " im wilford brimley and i got diabetes " .
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April 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I already know that I'm not going to be a good diabetic because I have informed every person I've told except my mom by calling myself "a friend of Wilford Brimley".
So please don't follow me for diabetes tips and tricks because, while I'm going to do my best, I don't have high hopes for myself 😅
So please don't follow me for diabetes tips and tricks because, while I'm going to do my best, I don't have high hopes for myself 😅
Spam message:
OMG you're so cute!
My profile pic is the same across all my platforms so uhhhh thanks? I'll let the jeweler I used to work with know.
I'm sure he'll be happy to hear his work is cute. 🤷🏼♀️
OMG you're so cute!
My profile pic is the same across all my platforms so uhhhh thanks? I'll let the jeweler I used to work with know.
I'm sure he'll be happy to hear his work is cute. 🤷🏼♀️
April 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Spam message:
OMG you're so cute!
My profile pic is the same across all my platforms so uhhhh thanks? I'll let the jeweler I used to work with know.
I'm sure he'll be happy to hear his work is cute. 🤷🏼♀️
OMG you're so cute!
My profile pic is the same across all my platforms so uhhhh thanks? I'll let the jeweler I used to work with know.
I'm sure he'll be happy to hear his work is cute. 🤷🏼♀️
Me: I need to have this routine blood work done. Can you be chill for a little bit?
My body: You want to remove MY BLOOD? Remove it with a giant needle? Fainting for mother! Fainting for mother for one thousand years!
😑
My body: You want to remove MY BLOOD? Remove it with a giant needle? Fainting for mother! Fainting for mother for one thousand years!
😑
April 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Me: I need to have this routine blood work done. Can you be chill for a little bit?
My body: You want to remove MY BLOOD? Remove it with a giant needle? Fainting for mother! Fainting for mother for one thousand years!
😑
My body: You want to remove MY BLOOD? Remove it with a giant needle? Fainting for mother! Fainting for mother for one thousand years!
😑
Spring Break Vibes
Wish we were here
🇦🇬😍
Wish we were here
🇦🇬😍
April 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Spring Break Vibes
Wish we were here
🇦🇬😍
Wish we were here
🇦🇬😍
Chasing away the #SundayScaries with some pirate-y rum cocktails! We have two historical recipes (grog and bumbo) as well as some modern ones. Also, rum runners can be incredibly complicated, what the heck?
This is why the rum's always gone, huh?
This is why the rum's always gone, huh?
April 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Chasing away the #SundayScaries with some pirate-y rum cocktails! We have two historical recipes (grog and bumbo) as well as some modern ones. Also, rum runners can be incredibly complicated, what the heck?
This is why the rum's always gone, huh?
This is why the rum's always gone, huh?
I always forget how much I love Mediterranean food. S-tier/top 5, honestly.
I always order baba ganouj, and it reminds me how much I love Mediterranean food.
So every time I have baba ganouj, it feels like a revelation and the world is that much lovelier for the existence of these different foods
I always order baba ganouj, and it reminds me how much I love Mediterranean food.
So every time I have baba ganouj, it feels like a revelation and the world is that much lovelier for the existence of these different foods
April 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I always forget how much I love Mediterranean food. S-tier/top 5, honestly.
I always order baba ganouj, and it reminds me how much I love Mediterranean food.
So every time I have baba ganouj, it feels like a revelation and the world is that much lovelier for the existence of these different foods
I always order baba ganouj, and it reminds me how much I love Mediterranean food.
So every time I have baba ganouj, it feels like a revelation and the world is that much lovelier for the existence of these different foods
Yo
Look at this jawn
Look at this jawn
April 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Yo
Look at this jawn
Look at this jawn
I am in the ER for likely stress-related breathing problems.
Still checking my email and fielding panicked phone calls for help.
No idea how I ended up in this predicament.
Truly, none at all.
Still checking my email and fielding panicked phone calls for help.
No idea how I ended up in this predicament.
Truly, none at all.
April 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I am in the ER for likely stress-related breathing problems.
Still checking my email and fielding panicked phone calls for help.
No idea how I ended up in this predicament.
Truly, none at all.
Still checking my email and fielding panicked phone calls for help.
No idea how I ended up in this predicament.
Truly, none at all.
Besides AI harming the environment, stealing work without giving credit, & having no heart/soul, I also find that it's just not good at following instructions.
"Well then there's something wrong with your prompts."
I am a tech person working in education. I know when directions aren't followed.
"Well then there's something wrong with your prompts."
I am a tech person working in education. I know when directions aren't followed.
April 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Besides AI harming the environment, stealing work without giving credit, & having no heart/soul, I also find that it's just not good at following instructions.
"Well then there's something wrong with your prompts."
I am a tech person working in education. I know when directions aren't followed.
"Well then there's something wrong with your prompts."
I am a tech person working in education. I know when directions aren't followed.
I hate Likert scales so much that I know that's what they're called.
I feel like that explains a lot.
I feel like that explains a lot.
April 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I hate Likert scales so much that I know that's what they're called.
I feel like that explains a lot.
I feel like that explains a lot.
This is how I feel every time I talk about my book.
13+ years in the making, only to not be sure if there will even BE a finish line to cross.
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
13+ years in the making, only to not be sure if there will even BE a finish line to cross.
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
April 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is how I feel every time I talk about my book.
13+ years in the making, only to not be sure if there will even BE a finish line to cross.
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
13+ years in the making, only to not be sure if there will even BE a finish line to cross.
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
Talk to Me Tuesday:
What job would you want to have aboard a pirate ship?
I think I would like to be a helmsman, but I would need a navigator to give me the heading and keep me on course. But to guide our crew where we want to go, even through gale and storm, feels like it would do my soul good
What job would you want to have aboard a pirate ship?
I think I would like to be a helmsman, but I would need a navigator to give me the heading and keep me on course. But to guide our crew where we want to go, even through gale and storm, feels like it would do my soul good
April 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Talk to Me Tuesday:
What job would you want to have aboard a pirate ship?
I think I would like to be a helmsman, but I would need a navigator to give me the heading and keep me on course. But to guide our crew where we want to go, even through gale and storm, feels like it would do my soul good
What job would you want to have aboard a pirate ship?
I think I would like to be a helmsman, but I would need a navigator to give me the heading and keep me on course. But to guide our crew where we want to go, even through gale and storm, feels like it would do my soul good