🎶 But if you really hold me tight, all the way home I’ll be a worm 🎶
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
🎶 But if you really hold me tight, all the way home I’ll be a worm 🎶
I just want more people to know that the name of the Southern CA grocer Erewhon Market and the "Butlerian Jihad" in Frank Herbert's Dune are both references to the same guy born in the 1830s.
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I just want more people to know that the name of the Southern CA grocer Erewhon Market and the "Butlerian Jihad" in Frank Herbert's Dune are both references to the same guy born in the 1830s.
I want to have a baby while my dog is still alive because I want her to be proud of me.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I want to have a baby while my dog is still alive because I want her to be proud of me.
Ah hello again old friend, crack in my lip that won't completely heal until April.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ah hello again old friend, crack in my lip that won't completely heal until April.
If I never wear business casual as long as I live, I think that'd be alright.
October 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If I never wear business casual as long as I live, I think that'd be alright.
Do people in China know we call a type of furniture China cabinets?
August 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Do people in China know we call a type of furniture China cabinets?
AI guys heard Henry Ford quote about faster horses and thought instead of making cars, let’s make hovering horses that are sometimes faster, sometimes slower, and sometimes randomly clip into the ground.
July 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
AI guys heard Henry Ford quote about faster horses and thought instead of making cars, let’s make hovering horses that are sometimes faster, sometimes slower, and sometimes randomly clip into the ground.
I thought people were joking or exaggerating about tough guys who believe sunscreen is for the weak but it’s the only explanation for the number of vaguely conservative-looking lobster colored men at this beach.
July 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I thought people were joking or exaggerating about tough guys who believe sunscreen is for the weak but it’s the only explanation for the number of vaguely conservative-looking lobster colored men at this beach.
Man, I like banjo music.
June 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Man, I like banjo music.
I wonder if it ever bothers Roman Empire dorks that those dudes were wearing dresses the whole time.
June 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I wonder if it ever bothers Roman Empire dorks that those dudes were wearing dresses the whole time.
I for one support Trump never following through on his promises because his promises are wack. TACO? Good! Now shut up!!
June 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I for one support Trump never following through on his promises because his promises are wack. TACO? Good! Now shut up!!
We’ve all heard the issues with age gaps in romance. I want to express my full support for age gaps between enemies. Bigger the better.
June 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We’ve all heard the issues with age gaps in romance. I want to express my full support for age gaps between enemies. Bigger the better.
The new papacy has awoken the most ethno-sectarian sentiment I've felt since Joe Biden's victory.
May 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The new papacy has awoken the most ethno-sectarian sentiment I've felt since Joe Biden's victory.
Not the supportive comment section on the "10 Hours of Binaural Beats for Studying with ADHD" Youtube video making me cry a little...
May 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Not the supportive comment section on the "10 Hours of Binaural Beats for Studying with ADHD" Youtube video making me cry a little...
If those redditors with a breeding kink weren’t eugenicists, I’d be enthusiastically defending their right to be strange and gaunt.
April 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If those redditors with a breeding kink weren’t eugenicists, I’d be enthusiastically defending their right to be strange and gaunt.
How I feel around my relatives vs at the antifascist flea market
April 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
How I feel around my relatives vs at the antifascist flea market
I want a law requiring all junk mail to come with a QR code for an instant seamless opt-out.
March 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I want a law requiring all junk mail to come with a QR code for an instant seamless opt-out.
Dressing someone down in an effort to project strength so blatantly and consistently accomplishes the opposite. How did we end up with leadership that never learned this?
March 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Dressing someone down in an effort to project strength so blatantly and consistently accomplishes the opposite. How did we end up with leadership that never learned this?
Vegetable broth is onion tea.
February 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Vegetable broth is onion tea.
My SO: If they try to annex Canada, we’re going to have Quebecois guerilla fighters to answer to.
Me: The brave Muja-poutine.
Me: The brave Muja-poutine.
February 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My SO: If they try to annex Canada, we’re going to have Quebecois guerilla fighters to answer to.
Me: The brave Muja-poutine.
Me: The brave Muja-poutine.
I know they need to add noise to make EVs more noticeable and safer, but did they need to use a choir of lost souls futilely clamoring to escape the cosmic abyss?
January 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I know they need to add noise to make EVs more noticeable and safer, but did they need to use a choir of lost souls futilely clamoring to escape the cosmic abyss?
If you like high-waisted jeans, you'll love my friend High Wasted Gene.
January 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you like high-waisted jeans, you'll love my friend High Wasted Gene.
Does time move differently on the stretch I-95 between Philly and Baltimore? Is there a case against eliminating this gap entirely? Surely if we can put a man on the moon, I need not experience Delaware.
January 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Does time move differently on the stretch I-95 between Philly and Baltimore? Is there a case against eliminating this gap entirely? Surely if we can put a man on the moon, I need not experience Delaware.
Recreational drugs should be legal but slightly inconvenient to get, alcohol included. The whole process should take 35 minutes or more.
December 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Recreational drugs should be legal but slightly inconvenient to get, alcohol included. The whole process should take 35 minutes or more.
Until recently I thought Napa cabbages came from Napa, CA. I thought America made this great contribution East Asian cuisines. What a fool I've been.
December 17, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Until recently I thought Napa cabbages came from Napa, CA. I thought America made this great contribution East Asian cuisines. What a fool I've been.