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kg delmare!❄️
@kgdelmare.bsky.social
writer from ny. as seen on diamox.
(and in sci-fi lampoon, forest ave press, all worlds wayfarer & others)

https://substack.com/@kgdelmare
Don't worry, I'll start calling Queens LGA until it catches on
January 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
get away from her (how to train your dragon 2)
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I think we're running out of culture wars.
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Now normally I'm opposed to Disney flexing the iron grip of its excessive IP litigation.......
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
It absolutely has, but it's been a long time coming. This has been fomenting since at LEAST early 2022.
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
My Submittable overview is like Rejected Rejected Rejected and my TBQ In-Progress is the pea underneath all the rejection mattresses. It’s quite beautiful.
January 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I remember buying Your Love and sitting around at my summer job looking at the single art on my iPod and hoping she'd be a huge worldwide star. I remember that one moment every time I see her pull some new stunt, and no matter how many stunts are pulled it never stops being a little sore.
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I saw this in 4DX and it was like being beat up and hosed.
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
They can feel shame at doing something wrong, but they will not feel it for being whatever the dog version of cringe is. There but for the grace of God go we.
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
What's the over under on a man reflexively saying this to a woman he's mad at in a real life conversation within the year
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
We have Nope at home.
January 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I used to go to a gym on Staten Island where everyone hated re-racking and would seemingly just drop them where they stood and leave. It was like a scavenger hunt to find my weights.
January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Wait maybe I just don't like when she makes her protagonists men
a close up of a man 's face with a candle behind him
Alt: a close up of a frodo slowly realizing something and frowning
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
BWWAY is a hit so far thankfully.
a man in a green varsity jacket stands in a crowd of people .
Alt: a man in a green varsity jacket stands in a crowd of people giving a thumbs up
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I was only eight years old when I started reading Captain Underpants. Now I'm close to the age Pilkey was then, and he's still hitting homers. I'm completely unsurprised. The toilet humor belies how deeply he understands (and more importantly, respects) the minds of children.
January 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM