Okay, so follow along here. We invade Greenland, and Europe gears up to support it against us. If we lose, Greenland is the victor and takes the US? Could we really become Danish? Would solve my problem of looking for another passport. Not the easiest language to learn, but I’d give it a try.

From AP News: “Trump repeatedly has warned that the United States may take military action over the killing of peaceful protesters…”

So they can peacefully protest, and we will defend them, but we can’t, or he will gas and kill us, do I have that right?

Do I think that giving funny names to everything in Trump World will defeat fascism? No.
Do I think we should adopt True Anon's approach of pronouncing Doge as 'Doggy'? Yes. Absolutely. Everyone. All the time.