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Colourful racing identity, gadfly, raconteur and man-about-town.
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There was a lot of fantastic art this year, but I'd like to nominate Katara, Water Tribe's Hope - the lighting, the movement, the pose...
Magic: The Gathering card "Katara, Water Tribe's Hope"
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Gotta nominate Cosmogoyf for flavour text.
>Alert: COSMOGOYF >Recommended Action: RUN -PSS Erix shipboard computer, final transmission
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sokka and Suki looks like it has a strong theme.
Sokka and Suki {U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Ally Whenever Sokka and Suki or another Ally you control enters, attach up to one target Equipment you control to that creature. Whenever an Equipment you control enters, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. 3/3
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Black & white image of Michael Jackson dancing.
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Looks like it was US-registered N30NB, an Embraer Phenom 300, at ~2000ft.

It was on its way from Warnambool to land at Essendon a few minutes later.
Screenshot from adsbexchange over the Melbourne CBD at UTC 22:01:10 2025-10-22 highlighting track of aircraft N30NB.
October 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My pick is one of the less successful Eels albums, Electro-Shock Blues.
Cover art of Eels - Electro-Shock Blues (1998)
October 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Rear of car displaying bumper sticker that reads: HONK IF YOU'D RATHER BE WATCHING THE 1999 CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE "THE MUMMY" STARRING BRENDAN FRASER AND RACHEL WEISZ.
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Long on this card. The tokens it creates are Enchantments to trigger Constellation, in addition to the usual Zombie shenanigans.
Defiled Crypt // Cadaver Lab
October 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"Trans Friends" and "Crohn's Patients" doing the Epic Handshake Meme over "Planning your day around where to shit".
October 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I give you... the Buddy Christ! - Dogma (1999)
September 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
It's giving
Han Solo, frozen in carbonite.
September 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
And Australia.
United States of America 26 August 2025: Due to recently announced changes to import tariffs for postal items sent to the US and Puerto Rico, Australia Post has temporarily suspended some postal services to these destinations, effective 26 August 2025 until further notice. Letters and documents with no commercial value, and gifts valued under US$100, are not affected by the new tariff rules or the temporary suspension. This response is in line with actions taken by numerous international postal operators.
August 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Post a character whose downfall would have proceeded identically if you were in their shoes.
Hama, bent on revenge. Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005)
August 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
At last, the one for whom I was keeping the Sacred Relic has come.
A silver Sony Minidisc Walkman.
August 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The next core would have been available to drop on August 19th, and they were discussing up to _seven_ being available by the end of October!
Transcript of telephone conversation between General John E. Hull and Colonel L.E. Seeman, 13 August 1945: H What General Marshall wants to know is the status of the development of these bombs now so we can best determine how to use them. There's one of them due up the 23d as I recall it. S There's one ready to be shipped - waiting on order right now. H The question arises as to whether to start in the movement of them out there according to the old schedule or whether they should be shipping in accordance with our next operation. Two of them have had a tremendous effect on the Japanese as far as capitulation is concerned. The next one won't be effective in that respect. In other words, the Japs will or will not. General Marshall feels we should consider now whether or not dropping them as originally planned, or these we have now should be held back for use in direct support of major operations but their dropping should be in conformity with their priority. That's the idea. What we want to know is what the program is now so we can report on it. S The whole program is phased according to the best production. There is one of them that is ready to be shipped right now. The order was given Thursday and it should be ready the 19th. H If the order is given now, when can it be ready? S Thursday would be its readiness; the 19th it would be dropped. H In other words, three or four days advance notice before it can be shipped, and six days after that when it can be dropped. S That's figuring it so it will be safe. Then there will be another one the first part of September. Then there are three definite. There is a possibility of a fourth one in September, either the middle or the latter part. H Now, how many in October? S Probably three in October. H That's three definite, possibly four by the end of September; possibly three more by the end of October; making a total possibility of seven. That is the information I want. (transcript continues...)
August 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I grew up on these streets.
EXT. LEFTY'S BAR rendered in glorious EGA graphics. LARRY LAFFER is standing on the sidewalk outside.
August 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
As of 11:25AM AEST "THERE IS NO TSUNAMI THREAT TO THE AUSTRALIAN MAINLAND, ISLANDS OR TERRITORIES." www.bom.gov.au/tsunami/nati...
Joint Australian Tsunami Warning Centre graphic showing map of Australia with green "No Threat" overlay on the full coastline of the continent.
July 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Package shot of Darrell Lea BB's, orange-flavoured milk chocolates in a hard candy shell.
July 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
MTG card "Obeka, Brute Chronologist". {1}{U}{B}{R}, Legendary Creature - Ogre Wizard, [3/4]. {T}: The player whose turn it is may end the turn.
July 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Netflix knew.
Netflix screen asking "Are you still watching?"
July 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Excerpt from the Commonwealth of Australia Constitution Act, Sect 72 reading: The appointment of a Justice of the High Court shall be for a term expiring upon his attaining the age of seventy years, and a person shall not be appointed as a Justice of the High Court if he has attained that age.
May 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
An artifact from decades past:
Classic demotivational poster, captioned "CLUELESSNESS: There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."
May 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Moonmist looks like a more reasonable way to transform it.
Moonmist (1G, Instant): Transform all Humans. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures other than Werewolves and Wolves.
May 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I always thought it was more
Split image. On the left is claymation penguin Pingu, mid-Noot. On the right is Federal Opposition Leader Peter Dutton in Parliament, mid-Noot.
April 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Remixed version of @FINDCHAFFY cartoon. Titled "The 4 stages of [US Trade Policy]", contains 4 pictures labells "1 [Punching itself in the dick]", "2 Still [punching itself in the dick]", "3 [Too much dick punching]", "4 Bit more [dick punching]".
April 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM