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Kordo
@keyuzo.bsky.social
All of the important things are simple. All of the simple things are hard.

Anything that can be destroyed by the truth, should be.
*pushes eyeglasses up* actually it's a live-action version of the Ralph Baksi classic 🤪
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is exactly how very legal, very cool people talk when they aren't pissing their adult undergarments
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Let's say they're on the same page 😁
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Me as a Care Bear
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Me, flirting.

(I'm joking, it's much worse in real life)
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
James Brown and B.B. King played club that stood on *almost* the exact spot this picture was taken from
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This article isn't comprehensive, when i get some time I'll edit more. This is, or was, my hometown skatepark. They saved the moguls, & put them in the new park (which is a lot nicer)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bro_Bowl
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Get your laughs in, but understand we're not talking about the 8-inch babies you see in the pet store, we're talking 3-4 foot long spiny lizards that weigh 40lbs 😕
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I feel better about my cargo shorts & ratty old Bauhaus t-shirt right now, ngl
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You mean to tell me this this guy stepped on his own dick, in public?
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
🤔
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I like the way the Liebot paid careful attention to rendering his neck-vag, but JD wears so much eyeliner in real life all it could do was draw emoji-laugh eyes. Nightmare fuel.
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It's nice to see Michelle Malkin keeping herself busy 😀
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This radioactive cat piss makes MD 20/20 taste like fine wine. Bad going down, gruesome when blown out the nose.
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'll be honest, this was very validating for me...
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's good she has the music thing to fall back on, public philosophizing is not her Gift. Still, this is one helluva break-up selfie 😀
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Welp, alas...
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What movie do you consider perfect?
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Everybody wants to see those Epstein Files 😀
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
October 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Diego sends emotional support 😀
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
still funny 😀
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM