Keytar.bsky.social
Keytar.bsky.social
@keytar.bsky.social
AI isn't a real source my dude. It makes shit up regularly.
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"right on, dude"
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
or maybe there's some secret third option where the opposition party does something
September 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
but it's perfect weather for doomscrolling
September 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I hate to say it, but the Democrats should probably stand up for John Bolton.
August 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Is there any chance the app itself was a honeypot, designed to target women, with the goal of leaking their data?

I feel like if that were the case they would have let it go a few more days for additional sign-ups, but that seems like a 4chan thing to do.
July 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
birb

borb
June 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hey man did you just argue that sexual assault isn't a dealbreaker in your elected representatives because, hypothetically, you prefer it to rape?

I think you may have Missed The Point.
June 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You'd think after investing so much money I'd get lucky more often
May 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
John said he was going to livetweet the AFC Wimbledon game, but only issued three total tweets, including that one.

He didn't even tweet when they scored.
May 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Do you have any superstitious preferences regarding whether they score first today?
May 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'll take the middle-ground: they suck and are useful.

My opinion is that LLMs can do the work of a B grade student, and they do it quickly and effortlessly. To the C and B students, they're astonishing.

They also hallucinate, and it's difficult to "train" them to A-level. Their use is limited.
April 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I am enjoying Political Hank.

Your opinions and values have always been clear, but now you're using your platform to put it all front and center, and I appreciate that.
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
chatGPT can produce written text like a B+ student and is probably capable of getting a GED.

It's incredible a computer can do that, frankly. And it takes mere seconds, that's super impressive to people who got Bs and Cs.

But good, sensible, thought-out decisions demand better than B+ effort.
April 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the Lotus Cinematic Universe, sponsored by Pantone
March 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
bold of you to assume I organize my memes
March 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I remember you talking about small-bottom-big and big-bottom-small, but at 6'2" that looks like a big-bottom-big.
March 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And although the crash occurred in Canada, the flight originated in Minneapolis.

It's also inexplicably upside-down, which feels worse somehow.

Trump crash plane.
February 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
trump take egg

trump crash plane
February 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM