keystonejenks
@keystonejenks.bsky.social
I'm here for the jokes. Bald and bearded. Sarcasm is my superpower. Trying to stay warm in PA.
This is not normal behavior! He is mad, and his supporters love him more.
September 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This is not normal behavior! He is mad, and his supporters love him more.
This right here! 👇🏽
September 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
This right here! 👇🏽
Found this from 2018. Can apply to 2028.
September 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Found this from 2018. Can apply to 2028.
Translation: I was bribed but screw you guys. You're on your own.
July 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Translation: I was bribed but screw you guys. You're on your own.
My shelter rescues.
April 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My shelter rescues.
MAGA doesn't do the whole math thing well, and that is not helping.
April 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
MAGA doesn't do the whole math thing well, and that is not helping.
Dear Greg,
This is why teachers ask you to show your work.
J
This is why teachers ask you to show your work.
J
April 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Dear Greg,
This is why teachers ask you to show your work.
J
This is why teachers ask you to show your work.
J
I just keep thinking about this.
April 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I just keep thinking about this.
Let them live their life.
March 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Let them live their life.
Yesterday, VP Trump said at a conference that things are going great. And, "A few more weeks like this and America is going to be in great shape. *clears throat* See the chart below. 👇🏽
February 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Yesterday, VP Trump said at a conference that things are going great. And, "A few more weeks like this and America is going to be in great shape. *clears throat* See the chart below. 👇🏽
The look on my have every morning since Jan 20th after I check the news.
February 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The look on my have every morning since Jan 20th after I check the news.
I agree and, at the same time, fixed your statement for you.
February 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I agree and, at the same time, fixed your statement for you.
Oddly, the cries for lower prices have subsided even though prices have increased. 🤔
February 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Oddly, the cries for lower prices have subsided even though prices have increased. 🤔
Some people are really upset with Kendrick Lamar's halftime show. Could it be...
February 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Some people are really upset with Kendrick Lamar's halftime show. Could it be...
My representatives are red hats and opportunists so I understand.
February 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My representatives are red hats and opportunists so I understand.
It's fair to say I'm finding it hard to optimistic when these are my representatives. All red hats or have bent the knee.
February 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It's fair to say I'm finding it hard to optimistic when these are my representatives. All red hats or have bent the knee.
Yup, he also was selling this abomination his last time in office too. I present, Trumpy Bear. Not The Onion!
January 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Yup, he also was selling this abomination his last time in office too. I present, Trumpy Bear. Not The Onion!
They looked at their handy dandy chart to decide if they want to make it a bigger story or not.
January 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
They looked at their handy dandy chart to decide if they want to make it a bigger story or not.
