KeysterGlenjamin
@keysterglenjamin.bsky.social
Blahaj enjoyer, soup connoisseur, table denier
Pinned
She crawls under the blanket then gets comfy in my armpit whenever I go to sleep
The lion does not concern himself with a balanced diet
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The lion does not concern himself with a balanced diet
Coasting off of this until the day I die
May 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Coasting off of this until the day I die
This and a case of beer between my legs
May 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This and a case of beer between my legs
Born to see how loud I can fart, forced to crap my pants
May 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Born to see how loud I can fart, forced to crap my pants
Ong I’m such a big and greedy fatass
May 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ong I’m such a big and greedy fatass
This and 3 billions dollars
April 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This and 3 billions dollars
Yeah uhhhhhh, I’ll have eggs
April 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yeah uhhhhhh, I’ll have eggs
“Preesh” you a grown man in your 30s dawg, put a suit on and get to work
April 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“Preesh” you a grown man in your 30s dawg, put a suit on and get to work
Aprils fools, your lazy ass didn’t do shit today
April 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Aprils fools, your lazy ass didn’t do shit today
What your ears so big for, damn
March 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
What your ears so big for, damn
Doing adult shit with my coworkers, like discussing what kind of couches we have and when we plan on upgrading them, then immediately skeeting about it
March 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Doing adult shit with my coworkers, like discussing what kind of couches we have and when we plan on upgrading them, then immediately skeeting about it
How I be reading my own skeets and xweets
February 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
How I be reading my own skeets and xweets
“You grow to be the person younger you would feel safe around” I am a mess
a man wearing headphones is smiling in front of a beach scene
ALT: a man wearing headphones is smiling in front of a beach scene
media.tenor.com
February 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
“You grow to be the person younger you would feel safe around” I am a mess
This and affordable living 🤤🤤🤤
February 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
This and affordable living 🤤🤤🤤
Now what the hell is this
February 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Now what the hell is this
Let bro borrow my clippers and he came back with a full beard 😔
February 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Let bro borrow my clippers and he came back with a full beard 😔
🇨🇦 I inhaled the hashbrown moments before the photo was taken, so pretend it’s there
February 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
🇨🇦 I inhaled the hashbrown moments before the photo was taken, so pretend it’s there
What a terrifying young lad
February 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What a terrifying young lad
Everyone wants “old timey love” until I launch a missile of an apple at their face to declare my proposal
February 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Everyone wants “old timey love” until I launch a missile of an apple at their face to declare my proposal
The 15 Stellaris fans when they get to “play” their coloured spread sheet for 6 hours straight.
February 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The 15 Stellaris fans when they get to “play” their coloured spread sheet for 6 hours straight.
The humble sewer rat:
January 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The humble sewer rat: