Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
@keyrocklaw.bsky.social
Your world frightens and confuses me
I just feel bad for the Onion and other satirists. Nothing they do can top the self-parody that MAGA inflicts upon itself every day.
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I just feel bad for the Onion and other satirists. Nothing they do can top the self-parody that MAGA inflicts upon itself every day.
The institution could not have a better owner, except for almost every other person on the planet.
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The institution could not have a better owner, except for almost every other person on the planet.
500 percent chance this guy has an SS uniform in his closet.
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
500 percent chance this guy has an SS uniform in his closet.
I seems clear Elias is not willing to pay the premium money necessary to acquire a true ace in free agency. So it's trade for a rental a la Burnes or bust.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I seems clear Elias is not willing to pay the premium money necessary to acquire a true ace in free agency. So it's trade for a rental a la Burnes or bust.
The "communities she served"?
Truly, the insurance lawyer cosplaying as prosecutor community will never be the same.
Truly, the insurance lawyer cosplaying as prosecutor community will never be the same.
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The "communities she served"?
Truly, the insurance lawyer cosplaying as prosecutor community will never be the same.
Truly, the insurance lawyer cosplaying as prosecutor community will never be the same.
Note: Lindsey was disbarred on the way back to her home planet.
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Note: Lindsey was disbarred on the way back to her home planet.
It's glaringly obvious that this guy just wants to position himself as one of the Intellectual Voices of the Right. A go-to resource when Alito and co. need a contrived citation or Fox News needs an "expert" to provide a fig leaf of respectability for the next Project 2025 monstrosity.
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It's glaringly obvious that this guy just wants to position himself as one of the Intellectual Voices of the Right. A go-to resource when Alito and co. need a contrived citation or Fox News needs an "expert" to provide a fig leaf of respectability for the next Project 2025 monstrosity.
"Ms. Tincher’s clothes were never returned, and she suffered bruising from the arrest"
Ahem, we call that "internal bleeding" now.
Ahem, we call that "internal bleeding" now.
January 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
"Ms. Tincher’s clothes were never returned, and she suffered bruising from the arrest"
Ahem, we call that "internal bleeding" now.
Ahem, we call that "internal bleeding" now.
Sorry, Matty T is too busy trying to cancel people who were big meanie-heads to him.
January 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Sorry, Matty T is too busy trying to cancel people who were big meanie-heads to him.
Maryland really needs to get around to re-districting this fuck out of his job.
January 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Maryland really needs to get around to re-districting this fuck out of his job.
He's got the highest Voight-Kampff score anyone's ever seen!
January 14, 2026 at 2:29 AM
He's got the highest Voight-Kampff score anyone's ever seen!
It is year 3000 of the Eternal Trump Hegemony. Spokes-AI MechaElon explains that the high price of Soylent Green is due to the lingering effects of the Biden economy
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
It is year 3000 of the Eternal Trump Hegemony. Spokes-AI MechaElon explains that the high price of Soylent Green is due to the lingering effects of the Biden economy
Jeffries: "This Saruman guy really knows how to practice bipartisanship"
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Jeffries: "This Saruman guy really knows how to practice bipartisanship"
Photo released by DHS shortly afterwards proving the TdA affiliation of the occupants.
January 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Photo released by DHS shortly afterwards proving the TdA affiliation of the occupants.
"It's okay to attempt to silence your critics when you're a Musk/Weiss-certified Free Speech Warrior (tm)"
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM
"It's okay to attempt to silence your critics when you're a Musk/Weiss-certified Free Speech Warrior (tm)"
All hail President Grok!
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
All hail President Grok!
It'll be fun to watch China convincingly cite the Trump Doctrine when asked to justify an unprovoked invasion.
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
It'll be fun to watch China convincingly cite the Trump Doctrine when asked to justify an unprovoked invasion.
Bari already told us that she wants to elevate people like Dershowitz and Dana Loesch. In her world, the paradigms of acceptable political and social discourse are bounded by a misanthropic pedophile enabler and a hateful, bigoted gun-clutcher.
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Bari already told us that she wants to elevate people like Dershowitz and Dana Loesch. In her world, the paradigms of acceptable political and social discourse are bounded by a misanthropic pedophile enabler and a hateful, bigoted gun-clutcher.
Wait 'till they find out that just a few years prior the Soviets invaded the U.S. and were only turned back by the plucky resolve of some high school kids in Colorado.
December 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Wait 'till they find out that just a few years prior the Soviets invaded the U.S. and were only turned back by the plucky resolve of some high school kids in Colorado.
Meanwhile, Trump, the standard-bearer for Caldwell's party, moves like something out of a low budget zombie flick.
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Meanwhile, Trump, the standard-bearer for Caldwell's party, moves like something out of a low budget zombie flick.
I'm gonna have to wait for Jonathan Turley to weigh in on this one.
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm gonna have to wait for Jonathan Turley to weigh in on this one.
MAGA-verse attracts only the best and brightest
December 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
MAGA-verse attracts only the best and brightest
MAGA chuds couldn't tell the difference between Redd's amazing playing and Kid Rock's off-key caterwauling anyways.
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
MAGA chuds couldn't tell the difference between Redd's amazing playing and Kid Rock's off-key caterwauling anyways.
Miller's kids, aka, the 2025 winners of "most likely to wish they were adopted"
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Miller's kids, aka, the 2025 winners of "most likely to wish they were adopted"
That's a lot of cheap vodka and tramp stamps
December 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
That's a lot of cheap vodka and tramp stamps