One of my students, after spotting a cyber truck nearby: Cybertruck? More like cyberCUCK

I dare someone to come beat me at Guitar Hero while both of us are drunk as hell

Feb 28! #resist
Buy NOTHING. Nothing

I'm obsessed with brainrot cat memes (especially the medical ones) and it's become my primary meme of choice

There are few moments in life that match the blissful peace of listening to Beethoven while your cat lays on your lap as you gently sway back and forth in your hammock

The older I get, the more I realize just how much the live action Cat in the Hat movie really influenced my personality and who I am

LETS GO BIRDS FLY EAGLES FLY

Surgery recovery is nice and relaxing and all, but I miss going to shows and seeing my friends. I miss getting slammed against at the edge of the pit. God I can't wait until I feel good enough to go out and do things again