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keylo.bsky.social
It was really fun to playtest, even it if was a little short (pic related)
Blue text on the left that reads "the tapeworm have become Catholic" and to the right a diagram of tapeworm anatomy
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
keylo.bsky.social
Person who grew up with a Nintendo DS voice: I just think the games peaked at gen 5.

pk-diagram.pages.dev/prefer
PK-Diagram showing off my favorite pokemon: Normal - Zigzagoon Galar Form Fire - Vulpix Water - Piplup Grass - Treecko Eletric - Pachurisu Ice - Frosslass Fighting - Scrafty Poison - Toxtricity Low-Key Ground - Gliscor Flying - Noivern Psychic - Gothitelle Bug - Volcarona Rock - Tyranitar Ghost - Chandelure Dragon - Garchomp Dark - Zorua Steel - Tinkaton Fairy - Sylveon
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
keylo.bsky.social
I'll throw my badger in the ring!
A ref sheet for my fursona. From left to right it shows them from the front and naked, their back, them in a skirt and button up, and finally them in an aloha shirt and shorts.
September 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
keylo.bsky.social
This should be meeeeee rn

I don't want to work or think about taxes
An american badger sleeping on their side on some hat, teeth slightly visible through their snout and belly fully visible to the camera. Another badger can be seen in the background sleeping, though it is much more blurry
August 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
keylo.bsky.social
I think you should in be doing a whore (pronounced like whole) lot more art
An american badger, baring their teeth
August 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
keylo.bsky.social
There's also sadistic sacrament, if you want to skip the gravestorm triggers
Sadistic Sacrament is a magic card that costs 3 black mana, it is a sorcery from Zendikar, and it's ability is "Kicker 7. Search target player’s library for up to three cards, exile them, then that player shuffles. If this spell was kicked, instead search that player’s library for up to fifteen cards, exile them, then that player shuffles."
August 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
keylo.bsky.social
On it boss
Zangief performing a spinning piledriver on Cammy
August 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
keylo.bsky.social
An icon of a pixel art badger that reads, "'Despite everything, it's still you' was exactly what I needed to hear at a time in my life when I was spending every day on autopilot. Thank you for the reminder, Toby."
July 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
keylo.bsky.social
#dungeonmeshispoilers

On the bed, on the kitchen table, on the couch, on the floor, in the shower, in the bath, in a dressing room, on a- *gets shot*
The winged lion from dungeon meshi (aka delicious in dungeon) holding a honey dipper in his mouth
June 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
keylo.bsky.social
Don't forget to give the lion a little something from the wolf's color scheme and vice versa
The yin and yang symbol. A circle split into two swirls one white and one black. A black dot is in the center of the white swirl and and white dot is in the center of the black swirl.
June 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
keylo.bsky.social
Me seeing a buff guy on a leash
A scientific diagram showing a monkey staring with eyes wide open. Black text reads "Neuron Activation" above its head and a black line goes from the text to the monkey's brain.
June 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
keylo.bsky.social
My reaction to an inconsoderate and selfish top bottoming for another bigger man:
Various images of stick figure violence, the image is "deep fried" with the saturation and contrast turned up to extreme levels.
June 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
keylo.bsky.social
A man stares into a window with a black shirt that says "SICKOS" on it. He's saying, "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!"
June 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
keylo.bsky.social
I also love her newer card! A big W for evil women in mtg
Braids, Arisen Nightmare is 1 generic mana and two black mana for a 3 power and 3 toughness Legendary Creature with the type Nightmare. The art depicts a woman with a body made of purple smoke and a glowing chest. She appears to be using magic to kill and absorb two of the cultists who summoned her. She has "At the beginning of your end step you may sacrifice an artifact, creature, enchantment, land, or planeswalker. If you do, each opponent may sacrifice a permanent that shares a card type with it. For each opponent who doesn't, that player loses 2 life and you draw a card."
April 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
keylo.bsky.social
There's only one correct way to play after all
Laios from delicious in dungeon bursting into a room excitedly exclaiming, "they let me milk a minotaur!!"
April 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
keylo.bsky.social
Just realized that there is a very funny interaction between these two #mtg cards. If you activate Sneak Attack on an opponent's untap step and put Slicer into play. You can give him to your opponent and then get him back at the end of turn unharmed from the sacrifice clause on Sneak Attack.
Sclicer, Hired Muscle is a Magic: the Gather card that costs 4 generic mana and 1 red mana. It is a Legendary Artifact Creature - Robot with More Than Meets the Eye for 2 generic mana and 1 red mana. It also has double strike, haste, and "At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep you may have that player gain control of Slicer until end of turn. If you do, untap Slicer, goad it, and it can't be sacrificed this turn. If you don't, convert it." Sneak Attack is a Magic: the Gathering card that costs 3 generic mana and 1 red mana. It is an Enchantment with "pay 1 red mana: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice that creature at the beginning of the next end step."
April 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
keylo.bsky.social
Looking back through all the custom mtg cards that I have put together and a couple stick out as designs I am really proud of.

Shout out to @/plasmas-king.bsky.social for Halor's character design and for helping brainstorm ideas for his catboy and to @/lonesomechunk.bsky.social for Halor's art
A custom Magic: the Gathering card named, "Peer-Reviewed Research" it has a casting cost of 3 generic mana and 1 blue mana. It is a sorcery with the effect, "This spell costs 1 generic mana less to cast for each non-Wizard creature type among Wizard creatures you control. Draw two cards." The art, by Jujika, depicts a group of anthropomorphic Tigers standing around a table. The flavor text reads, "Developing new spells at the Mage Tower is easier with others." A custom Magic: the Gathering card named Halor, Unlucky Charm. The casting cost is 2 generic mana, 1 black mana, 1 green mana, and 1 blue mana. Halor is a Legendary Creature - Cat Bard with 3 power and 2 toughness. He has "Ward - Discard a card" and "Whenever a spell or ability causes a player to discard one or more cards, instead that player discards that many cards at random and you draw a card." The art, by Conner Berkheiser, depicts a short black anthropomorphic cat with a wide brimmed black hat, a purple cloak, and leather armor.
March 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
keylo.bsky.social
A Clickhole lifestyle article titled, "Selfish: This Man Found Time To Build A Birdhouse While JonBenét Ramsey's Murder Is Still Unsolved". Published April 17, 2017. Below the title is an image of an elderly man with woodworking tools and in the lower right hand corner a picture of a young white girl with voluminous blonde curly hair and a flower crown with small white flowers.
March 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
keylo.bsky.social
Every so often I stare at this image and sigh wistfully
A proposal for a high-speed rail system spanning the continental US. It connects the east coast, with lines going through Chicago, other lines still going through the southern US and back up the west coast.
February 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
keylo.bsky.social
This hand right here makes me go feral
The clawed hand of a gold Dragonborn almost manages to completely wrap around the calf of an orc
February 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
keylo.bsky.social
A white man with glasses in a pin stripe suit, white shirt, and red tie. The subtitles read "Elaborate on that"
February 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
keylo.bsky.social
I might be gay but $20 is $20
The immolate spectral card from Balatro. The card art features a burning playing card rendered in blues and yellows
February 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
keylo.bsky.social
It's honestly so sexy and cool of me to go 5-0 at the Aether Drift prerelease! #mtg
A stack of Aether Drift booster packs
February 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
keylo.bsky.social
A drawing of shinji from neon Genesis Evangelion looking at his reflection in a bathroom mirror and crying
February 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
keylo.bsky.social
An orange cat with a human eye and raised eyebrow edited over their left eye
February 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM