@keyboardandchair.bsky.social
This is Bill. Bill Cifin. Bill is constantly displeased with his entire existence. Bill only likes to eat a certain brand of betta food. Bill likes to flare at one of his plants. Bill is also petrified of snails for some odd reason. But Bill is always ready to pose for the camera. Say hi to Bill!
May 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This is Bill. Bill Cifin. Bill is constantly displeased with his entire existence. Bill only likes to eat a certain brand of betta food. Bill likes to flare at one of his plants. Bill is also petrified of snails for some odd reason. But Bill is always ready to pose for the camera. Say hi to Bill!
Reach for the sky, my child
May 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Reach for the sky, my child
Me, before working phone retail:
"All computers are prime"
Me, now:
"If it beeps,
It's a DOLTTTTT"
"All computers are prime"
Me, now:
"If it beeps,
It's a DOLTTTTT"
May 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Me, before working phone retail:
"All computers are prime"
Me, now:
"If it beeps,
It's a DOLTTTTT"
"All computers are prime"
Me, now:
"If it beeps,
It's a DOLTTTTT"
Just getting back on this app guys, I promise I am not dead (somehow, I always come back or whatever) and will probably be resuming work on the comic strip soon. Big thank you to everyone currently following 🙂
May 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Just getting back on this app guys, I promise I am not dead (somehow, I always come back or whatever) and will probably be resuming work on the comic strip soon. Big thank you to everyone currently following 🙂
Reposted
some reptiles and amphibians 🦎
May 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
some reptiles and amphibians 🦎
Nobody:
My mother: How are you?
Me: (extinguishing an electrical outlet while coworker A is trying to catch the bee flying around the building, coworker B has gone full head-desk while swearing at the computer in spanish, and we still have 5 minutes until we open)
"Doing great!"
My mother: How are you?
Me: (extinguishing an electrical outlet while coworker A is trying to catch the bee flying around the building, coworker B has gone full head-desk while swearing at the computer in spanish, and we still have 5 minutes until we open)
"Doing great!"
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Nobody:
My mother: How are you?
Me: (extinguishing an electrical outlet while coworker A is trying to catch the bee flying around the building, coworker B has gone full head-desk while swearing at the computer in spanish, and we still have 5 minutes until we open)
"Doing great!"
My mother: How are you?
Me: (extinguishing an electrical outlet while coworker A is trying to catch the bee flying around the building, coworker B has gone full head-desk while swearing at the computer in spanish, and we still have 5 minutes until we open)
"Doing great!"
Reposted
Reposted
I love when cats body slam into a cuddle 😭
October 24, 2024 at 10:32 AM
I love when cats body slam into a cuddle 😭
Having a hyperfixation is waking up at 4 am feeling miserable with a head, neck and jaw pain so bad your mother takes you to the er, where the er determines you will need a shot of antibiotics, and you are terrified of needles, so when the first one hits you instinctively scream out "A-X-O-L-O-T-L!"
October 23, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Having a hyperfixation is waking up at 4 am feeling miserable with a head, neck and jaw pain so bad your mother takes you to the er, where the er determines you will need a shot of antibiotics, and you are terrified of needles, so when the first one hits you instinctively scream out "A-X-O-L-O-T-L!"
Note to self: please research stores before entering when shopping with parents in tow. Just stepped foot in a mall for the first time today(small town problems lol), saw a Spencer's, recalled hearing they had fnaf stuff galore and walked in with my very traditionally Christian mom in tow...
October 21, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Note to self: please research stores before entering when shopping with parents in tow. Just stepped foot in a mall for the first time today(small town problems lol), saw a Spencer's, recalled hearing they had fnaf stuff galore and walked in with my very traditionally Christian mom in tow...
One positive thing about my job is that I am learning Spanish at an alarming rate. So...
Recuerda, realidad es una ilusión, el universo es un holograma, compra oro
ADIÓS!
Recuerda, realidad es una ilusión, el universo es un holograma, compra oro
ADIÓS!
October 20, 2024 at 9:13 PM
One positive thing about my job is that I am learning Spanish at an alarming rate. So...
Recuerda, realidad es una ilusión, el universo es un holograma, compra oro
ADIÓS!
Recuerda, realidad es una ilusión, el universo es un holograma, compra oro
ADIÓS!
Drawing a character you haven't drawn before be like:
*draws 4 fingers*
"Hmm, something doesn't look right. Wait, don't the adults in Gravity falls usually have 5 fingers?"
*erases hand*
*redraws with 5 fingers*
"Wait, something still doesn't look right- oh"
*facepalms next to the wip of Stanford*
*draws 4 fingers*
"Hmm, something doesn't look right. Wait, don't the adults in Gravity falls usually have 5 fingers?"
*erases hand*
*redraws with 5 fingers*
"Wait, something still doesn't look right- oh"
*facepalms next to the wip of Stanford*
October 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Drawing a character you haven't drawn before be like:
*draws 4 fingers*
"Hmm, something doesn't look right. Wait, don't the adults in Gravity falls usually have 5 fingers?"
*erases hand*
*redraws with 5 fingers*
"Wait, something still doesn't look right- oh"
*facepalms next to the wip of Stanford*
*draws 4 fingers*
"Hmm, something doesn't look right. Wait, don't the adults in Gravity falls usually have 5 fingers?"
*erases hand*
*redraws with 5 fingers*
"Wait, something still doesn't look right- oh"
*facepalms next to the wip of Stanford*
Posting some old artwork. "Just a sketch", I said to myself...
October 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Posting some old artwork. "Just a sketch", I said to myself...
Working at a phone retailer is having 3 open tills, one occupied by a flat-earther telling you about the lizard people, one occupied by a Karen yelling because replacing her broken 1200 dollar iphone isn't going to be free, and one occupied by kids playing skibidi toilet videos at full volume
October 19, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Working at a phone retailer is having 3 open tills, one occupied by a flat-earther telling you about the lizard people, one occupied by a Karen yelling because replacing her broken 1200 dollar iphone isn't going to be free, and one occupied by kids playing skibidi toilet videos at full volume
If you know, I'm sorry for the trauma, and you're awesome
October 18, 2024 at 2:19 AM
If you know, I'm sorry for the trauma, and you're awesome
My children. They share 1 brain cell
October 18, 2024 at 2:14 AM
My children. They share 1 brain cell
Just a silly lil guy, with absolutely no harmful intentions whatsoever! (Yes I made him myself. No I did not shake the hand)
October 18, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Just a silly lil guy, with absolutely no harmful intentions whatsoever! (Yes I made him myself. No I did not shake the hand)
Idk exactly how this app works yet, but I guess the algorithm goes by what you post, so...
my current interests (may change at any time)
Fnaf
Undertale/deltarune
Tadc
Gravity falls
Tim burton stuff (beetlejuice, nightmare before Xmas, etc.)
Jurassic park/world
Pokemon
Inside out
And funny animals
my current interests (may change at any time)
Fnaf
Undertale/deltarune
Tadc
Gravity falls
Tim burton stuff (beetlejuice, nightmare before Xmas, etc.)
Jurassic park/world
Pokemon
Inside out
And funny animals
October 18, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Idk exactly how this app works yet, but I guess the algorithm goes by what you post, so...
my current interests (may change at any time)
Fnaf
Undertale/deltarune
Tadc
Gravity falls
Tim burton stuff (beetlejuice, nightmare before Xmas, etc.)
Jurassic park/world
Pokemon
Inside out
And funny animals
my current interests (may change at any time)
Fnaf
Undertale/deltarune
Tadc
Gravity falls
Tim burton stuff (beetlejuice, nightmare before Xmas, etc.)
Jurassic park/world
Pokemon
Inside out
And funny animals
Finally made the move from Twitter, so hopefully I'll actually be posting here
I will be doing mostly random posts/funny stories/art, but I also have a comic series in the works, based off the abundant fun that comes from working in cellular retail, called Keyboard and Chair (hence the handle)
I will be doing mostly random posts/funny stories/art, but I also have a comic series in the works, based off the abundant fun that comes from working in cellular retail, called Keyboard and Chair (hence the handle)
October 18, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Finally made the move from Twitter, so hopefully I'll actually be posting here
I will be doing mostly random posts/funny stories/art, but I also have a comic series in the works, based off the abundant fun that comes from working in cellular retail, called Keyboard and Chair (hence the handle)
I will be doing mostly random posts/funny stories/art, but I also have a comic series in the works, based off the abundant fun that comes from working in cellular retail, called Keyboard and Chair (hence the handle)