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jewish elle woods with an orange cat 💖🐈
Pinned
adding the dieter hellstrom grin
2 oranges…
I think Huck and Razz stayed up late last night for #newyear!
#photography
#cats
#orangecats
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Behaviores Report: 100% Goode!
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 AM
personally…….. i love vaccines
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
wie traurig 🖤☕️
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
IF RICK SCOTT HAS NO HATERS IM D E A D
Rick fucking Scott is a senator that defrauded Medicare hundreds of millions of dollars.
December 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
OK SEE YALL IN 7 MORE MONTHS
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
THE GESTAPPO? Be so FOR REAL! The Holocaust envy is BIZARRE
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Nobody’s committing “pogroms” against Somalis. Not even those involved directly in the fraud. For what it’s worth, Jews, who were the victims of pogroms, did nothing to deserve them.
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Be so fr
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
ok bobbert
I met with Somali American community leaders today to discuss the deep damage inflicted by Donald Trump's harmful rhetoric and reckless deportations.

Here in Washington state, we recognize that diversity is a strength.
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wait till the people accusing me of being a Nazi find out I’m a trained Wagnerian Soprano.

Yes I’m Jewish.
Yes I studied Wagner.
I’m perfectly comfortable in myself.
December 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
adding the dieter hellstrom grin
December 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Me when I don’t understand semiotics + a jewish woman liking a character ironically
This account posted that they love Hans Landa from Inglorious Bastards. Nazi troll
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
El fraude masivo de los somalíes es mi problema precisamente porque robaron dinero americano y yo soy americana.
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What a sad joke.
My team joined with community leaders, the governor, and other elected officials in solidarity with our Somali and Muslim communities who have been subjected to targeted ICE and DHS activity, doxxing, harassment, and hate.
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is obviously a lie. Considering there have already been convictions. The question is, why are they lying? What’s the goal?
I00% of Somali fraud is a hoax
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Somali fraud scandal IS MY PROBLEM, because unlike them, I’m an American taxpayer. They stole money from me and every American who actually goes to work and pays their taxes.
December 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
talking to a nice Soviet guy?????
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
EIN SWITCH. FUR LICHTER!

LIGHT SWITCH!
December 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m in love with him
December 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If Hans Landa has no fans I’m dead
December 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Hans Landa 🖤
a close up of a man 's face with a ss uniform
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a ss uniform
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The Hans Landa smirk ❤️😍
December 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Being Jewish and visible is not a provocation to violence.

Being Jewish and vocal is not censorship of anyone.

Being Jewish and mourning is not an act to draw sympathy from others.

Recognize Jewish humanity.
We deserve to live.
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM