I would, but I'm afraid her vagina is lined with teeth!

Congratulations America, you've manages to elected an adjudicated Rapist, and a CONVICTED felon.

Thanks, but I think I'm feeling over how much drinking I've been doing BECAUSE of the state of things.

Mr. Olbermann, no offense, but your mustache and slicked back hair made you look positively villainous.

Evidently they get used to it.
You know what they say: "Practice makes perfect"

Look,
If you're gonna allow yourself the luxury of sleep in these insane times your gonna miss a downfall and nomination or two.