It's fucked up that this post is literally how I found out.

"Get the spray bottle."

dtf

Yep

Woooooo! 🎉

He was in a hurry

Springsteen's music is often called "Dad-Rock" because a lot of dads listen to it. Every time I hear one of his songs and think it's kind of good I get worried someone's going to come after me for child support payments.

Shoulda double bagged smh

Yeah, parenthood makes you more responsible.

Yeah, you're right. I think most people more or less understand who I am and where I'm coming from. There will always be some who don't but I just gotta get used to that.

Ngl, I'm not a fan of this AI slop. I might poke fun at "woke" stuff every now and then but I don't agree with this sentiment.

Yeah... That was shitty. I don't know what that guy's deal is because he responds to everything I post with a gif. But I've never gotten one like THAT before. I'm not sure if that's what he thinks or it's just the first related gif he found.

*rite