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Oh my God I just found Marc Maron in ‘Almost Famous’ in real life

yes it’s true I asked her to marry me

bluesky TOS sez i have to disclose if I’m a vampire and therefore do not appear in photos (legal). This is true. my pp is a stock photo. and furthermore there is a photo going around online that purports to be me but it’s not it’s a still from the hit situation comedy mr. belvedere

Report: Nick has joined the Whig party

time to buy 3-5 more laptops

when I’m just trying to find something on the f’ing Tim Horton’s menu screens but they change every few seconds

frannie say relax

I made this in shop class in 1991 and gave it to the president of New York (aka big apple city) for their harbour area so whenever people drive boats by it they will think of me

guys are you sure we wanna go with skeet

all hail the original Mr. Bluesky