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Milhouse's dad, Kurt Van Houten, bragging about his race car bed after separating from his wife.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Do they watch the Simpsons at all?
Homer Simpson eating petroleum jelly.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Honestly, I can relate. I used to dig up holes in my backyard all the time when I was like 8. I loved digging holes. My mom, God bless her, didn't give a shit. She just let me tear up the yard in the name of fun.
Picture of Jasper (bald, yellow, skin, old, massive gray beard) from the televisions show The Simpsons telling Lisa Simpson (yellow, orange dress, pearl necklace, triangular spiky hair) "It's an old-fashioned hole digging. By gar, it's been awhile." in front of the Simpson home. He's carrying a shovel.
July 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Bart and milhouse standing in front of an orange brick wall with Bart looking satisfied and Milhouse looking fearful and saying "I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away."
June 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Picture of Bart Simpson (yellow skin, spiky hair) rubbing his face and biting his lip in the family living room saying "Overload! Pleasure overload!" Their greyhound dog, brown couch and a red lamp can be seen in the background.
May 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Simpsons did it:
May 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Picture of yellow, spiky-haired Bart Simpson standing in a field with a chain link fence in the background looking worried and saying "There's a 4 in the morning now?"
May 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Reminds me of the exhibit they have out front of the Hirschorn Museum in DC.
Navy blue 80s Chrysler convertible crushed by a jagged, maroon-colored boulder with googly eyes and a cartoon mouth painted on.
March 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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The energy I bring to Bluesky
Computer animated small girl hiding in a wicker box peering out of the slightly ajar lid. She grabs a very fat penguin plushy and pulls it into the box. Box is sitting on a green and white striped carpet, which itself is sitting on a hardwood floor in a bedroom with white walls and beige trim.
February 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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They're making real strides with imitation gruel these days.
Screenshot from the Simpsons. Bully character Kearny has yellow skin white oval eyes with black dots for pupils and is wearing a hairnet. He is showing Lisa a gray jug of "Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel" which is sitting on a brown counter. He tells spiky-haired, yellow-skinned Lisa "Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference." An overflowing gray pot with the lighter gray gruel goop seeping out is sitting to the right with Lisa watching in the foreground further right. A large gray commercial-style refrigerator is shown in the background.
February 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Screenshot of Homer Simpson from The Simpsons standing in a retirement home looking at his legs saying "Hey, they got chairs with wheels. And here I am, using my legs like a sucker." He's standing next to a brown wheelchair. Carpet is green. Wall in the background is olive green. Three scenic pictures of nature and four orange plush chairs are also in the background.
February 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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They literally sell a drink called Malk at Whole Foods now. Saw it the other day and just burst out laughing.
Brown, blue and beige bottles of a drink labeled "Malk" in white text. The brown one is pecanmilk. The blue and beige are almondmilk, unsweeted and vanilla-flavored, respectively. Photo is shot on a white background.
February 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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It's an impossible problem to solve. No one else has figured it out:
Bar graph with red bars on a white background showing the incidence of school shootings from Jan 2009 to May 2018 in 20 countries. The US tops the list with 288 incidents. The next highest is Mexico, with 8 incidents.
January 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Bart Simpson (yellow skin and spiky hair, wearing green pajamas) pointing his index finger and saying "Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day--the birth of Santa?" He's in the Simpson house surrounded by pink walls, green and brown carpet, and for some reason a black and yellow traffic barrier.
December 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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Even Mr. Burns didn't like McKinley's economic plan.
Mr. Burns from The Simpsons sitting in a high backed chair, cooling towers seen through windows, telling Smithers he's lived through 12 recessions, 8 panics and 5 years of McKinleynomics.
December 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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Homer Simpson standing at the dinner table with his family sitting at their places. He is pointing his index finger in the air and saying "You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college." A determined look is on his face. On his plate in front of him is a pile of mashed potatoes shaped to look like a circus tent.
December 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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When I was in South Carolina I bought a Piggly Wiggly hoodie purely because I like the pig logo and the name.
Cartoon, smiling pig drawn in red with the text "piggly wiggly" below it.
December 7, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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"She'll be back when she realizes how great I was."
Screenshot from Twitter of FischerKing saying "Bluesky will collapse - or perhaps just remain totally irrelevant in a kind of shadow death - because it's a monoculture of angry liberals who don't want to face the fire on X. Most the people who left for it will be back here eventually." Reply from Berny Belvedere says "They're in the denial stage."
November 24, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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Screenshot from the Simpsons showing Troy McClure and Dr. Nick selling Spiffy, the 21st Century tombstone cleaner. It comes with a "state of Kansas jello mold" which is just a rectangular pan.
November 22, 2024 at 9:36 AM
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Milhouse's dad from the Simpsons ripping off his shirt and saying "This party's just getting started." Reveals a large gold chain he's wearing around his neck.
November 18, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Pearl Jame, Nirvana, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains:
Cover of Smashing Pumpkins album Siamese Dream. Shows a picture of two young, smiling Caucasian girls, one wearing an outfit with white wings and her arm around the other. There's a white fence and tree in the background.
November 14, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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They even had this golden idol at CPAC.
November 12, 2024 at 9:09 PM