KeVon 🪽 Ticer
kevvon.bsky.social
KeVon 🪽 Ticer
@kevvon.bsky.social
Back at it again. UX Designer.
Pro tip: having a good shoe horn will change your life.
April 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I think Sai is bringing a level of entertaining aggressiveness, strategy, and chaos to #Survivor48 that we haven’t seen since Tony V. and people can’t recognize/acknowledge it because they’re not used to seeing it in someone like her.
April 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I feel like I haven’t seen a snail nor a slug in years. Are they something you only notice as a child? Not even sure the actually existed anymore…
March 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The bad news is that the “federal agencies pay taxes” guy is a troll and he’s winning.

The good news is that pretty much the only place he can go next time to garner more attention is using the hard R.
March 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’ve been watching the Sam Seder Jubilee clips, and I think the theater of it all is insidious. They hire the same conservatives over and over no matter how unhinged their rhetoric is. Once Jubilee has someone on that is objectively wrong or just spewing bigotry, why invite them back repeatedly?
March 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why isn’t rent cheaper in February?
February 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I saw an airplane in the sky today. I ran and hid so fast.
February 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The thing fuckin me up about the upside down plane is that I didn’t know a flight could go _that wrong_ that close to touching down 😵‍💫
February 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Glorilla says “I’m knuckin if you buckin” on Sticky -> gotta listen to Knuck if You Buck now
February 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Serena Williams has crip walked on Wimbledon and the Super Bowl.

I don’t know that we have a more legendary figure.
February 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Nothing worse than a software engineer that never learned the value of the humanities.
February 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Modern life is making a simple gift purchase for Christmas and then having the company follow you around for months after advertising and asking for a review.
February 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I had done such a good job beating back emails and unsubscribing from lists, but the holidays built it all right back up smh.
February 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Not gonna lie, during the Quincy Jones tribute last night, when Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough started playing, for a split second I thought Will Smith about to say they revived Michael Jackson for the tribute.
February 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Didn’t expect a test like this today
February 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reposted by KeVon 🪽 Ticer
So important.
February 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Literally jaw-dropped when I looked up the last word to today’s #NYTStrands smh
January 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
On “hey now” when Kendrick says “shit gets spooky every day in October” the “OctoBER” is very important.
January 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Most unsettling thing about Mr. Milchick is that his name is “Seth.” There aren’t any Black men who look like that named “Seth.” I will not explain further. #Severance
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
XXXIV
January 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Bringing this back on today
We need to co-opt the beloved figures of the right the way they constantly do to MLK Jr. Reagan had to have said something we can start throwing in their faces and repurposing for our messages. Yes, I am motivated by spite.
Holy shit I did not know it was this bad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUyM...
January 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
*everyone minding their business *

Me:
💥bing bop boom boom boom bop bam💥
January 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Man, I was supposed to rewatch Severance real quick this week, but Pantheon on Netflix came in like a wrecking ball on those plans
January 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Lmao when somebody hits you with the unexpected “Happy New Year” 2 weeks in and you gotta scramble to cancel the “I’m good, how are you?” you already sent to your lips
January 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I love how Lil Wayne is on Sticky for all of a hot 8 and gets right back out
January 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM