Jack Kevorkian
@kevorkian82.bsky.social
Not actually made of Lego.
Super looking forward to being back in the office with my shaved skull to hide the balding. The first week or two should no doubt provide many witty comments and laughs at my expense.
Like when I got glasses, but now I’m bald with glasses.
What’s the top joke I will hear?
Like when I got glasses, but now I’m bald with glasses.
What’s the top joke I will hear?
January 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Super looking forward to being back in the office with my shaved skull to hide the balding. The first week or two should no doubt provide many witty comments and laughs at my expense.
Like when I got glasses, but now I’m bald with glasses.
What’s the top joke I will hear?
Like when I got glasses, but now I’m bald with glasses.
What’s the top joke I will hear?
This popped up in my fb memories today.
No matter where you are or what you’re doing I hope you’re staying safe and doing something epic!
No matter where you are or what you’re doing I hope you’re staying safe and doing something epic!
December 28, 2024 at 5:21 AM
This popped up in my fb memories today.
No matter where you are or what you’re doing I hope you’re staying safe and doing something epic!
No matter where you are or what you’re doing I hope you’re staying safe and doing something epic!
Pretty disappointed in a fellow dad that I had to remind today that the young shop attendant probably wasn’t flirting with him and was likely just being polite to ensure additional rostered shifts to earn minimum wage whilst getting sleazed on by men old enough to be their dad
December 25, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Pretty disappointed in a fellow dad that I had to remind today that the young shop attendant probably wasn’t flirting with him and was likely just being polite to ensure additional rostered shifts to earn minimum wage whilst getting sleazed on by men old enough to be their dad
Imagine dropping your drink bottle in a bush and never finding it again
December 24, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Imagine dropping your drink bottle in a bush and never finding it again
You ever just sit around and think, I’m going to bake a focaccia
December 21, 2024 at 7:43 AM
You ever just sit around and think, I’m going to bake a focaccia
Smith & Caughey’s Santa’s Enchanted Forest ain’t like it used to be 😢
November 25, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Smith & Caughey’s Santa’s Enchanted Forest ain’t like it used to be 😢
Imagine being that mad
November 21, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Imagine being that mad
I don’t know what my animals are up to but this seems un sanctioned
November 20, 2024 at 8:39 AM
I don’t know what my animals are up to but this seems un sanctioned
Overhearing technical problems that are easily solved but you don’t want to become that humans chosen IT oracle
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Overhearing technical problems that are easily solved but you don’t want to become that humans chosen IT oracle
I sure do prefer opening Bluesky in public unlike the billionaires hellscape.
Thanks team! You’re awesome!
Thanks team! You’re awesome!
November 20, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I sure do prefer opening Bluesky in public unlike the billionaires hellscape.
Thanks team! You’re awesome!
Thanks team! You’re awesome!
I’ve been wearing glasses for the first time in my 42 years now for the last 4 days.
Is there any tips from fellow but experienced glasses wearers?
Why do my ears hurt?
Is that normal?
Is it fixable?
How do they seem to be constantly dirty? What am I doing wrong? Please teach me the tips!!!
Is there any tips from fellow but experienced glasses wearers?
Why do my ears hurt?
Is that normal?
Is it fixable?
How do they seem to be constantly dirty? What am I doing wrong? Please teach me the tips!!!
November 18, 2024 at 7:58 AM
I’ve been wearing glasses for the first time in my 42 years now for the last 4 days.
Is there any tips from fellow but experienced glasses wearers?
Why do my ears hurt?
Is that normal?
Is it fixable?
How do they seem to be constantly dirty? What am I doing wrong? Please teach me the tips!!!
Is there any tips from fellow but experienced glasses wearers?
Why do my ears hurt?
Is that normal?
Is it fixable?
How do they seem to be constantly dirty? What am I doing wrong? Please teach me the tips!!!
Cars with cup holders that can fit entire bottles of wine feels like a good but also bad thing
November 18, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Cars with cup holders that can fit entire bottles of wine feels like a good but also bad thing
R.E.M._Its_The_End_Of_The_World_As_We_Know_It_And_I_Feel_Fine.mp3
November 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM
R.E.M._Its_The_End_Of_The_World_As_We_Know_It_And_I_Feel_Fine.mp3
I’ve been wearing glasses for the first time in 42 years for 5 hours now and all I can say is omg I didn’t realise how bad my eyesight was 🫣
November 15, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I’ve been wearing glasses for the first time in 42 years for 5 hours now and all I can say is omg I didn’t realise how bad my eyesight was 🫣
I really want to be a billionaire like my dad.
My dad isn't a billionaire, but he also really wants to be one.
My dad isn't a billionaire, but he also really wants to be one.
November 14, 2024 at 6:21 AM
I really want to be a billionaire like my dad.
My dad isn't a billionaire, but he also really wants to be one.
My dad isn't a billionaire, but he also really wants to be one.
Accidentally txt my wife asking if she was fat
I meant to say far but autocorrect did me dirty
If anyone needs me I’ll be in Siberia hiding 🫣
I meant to say far but autocorrect did me dirty
If anyone needs me I’ll be in Siberia hiding 🫣
November 13, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Accidentally txt my wife asking if she was fat
I meant to say far but autocorrect did me dirty
If anyone needs me I’ll be in Siberia hiding 🫣
I meant to say far but autocorrect did me dirty
If anyone needs me I’ll be in Siberia hiding 🫣
433pm Tuesday is an acceptable time to open a beer when it’s too hot to wear ugg boots. That’s a new rule I just made up and instantly passed into law.
November 12, 2024 at 3:33 AM
433pm Tuesday is an acceptable time to open a beer when it’s too hot to wear ugg boots. That’s a new rule I just made up and instantly passed into law.
My literal feelings about everything right now
November 9, 2024 at 7:39 AM
My literal feelings about everything right now
So, we all here now?
November 7, 2024 at 4:17 AM
So, we all here now?
Thanks but think I might just die instead
December 19, 2023 at 5:07 AM
Thanks but think I might just die instead
Forgot to put the bins out this morning so I guess I’m moving to Spain before the wife gets home
December 13, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Forgot to put the bins out this morning so I guess I’m moving to Spain before the wife gets home
Next time you receive a call from a scammer please ask them if they are a victim of human trafficking and being held against their will
www.theregister.com/2023/12/08/h...
www.theregister.com/2023/12/08/h...
Cyber scam call center slavery expands beyond southeast Asia
Interpol increasingly concerned as abject abuse of victims scales far beyond Asia origins
www.theregister.com
December 11, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Next time you receive a call from a scammer please ask them if they are a victim of human trafficking and being held against their will
www.theregister.com/2023/12/08/h...
www.theregister.com/2023/12/08/h...
Please tell me it isn’t only my wife that collects coffee cups in her car
December 11, 2023 at 8:13 AM
Please tell me it isn’t only my wife that collects coffee cups in her car
I cannot unhear this
December 11, 2023 at 5:06 AM
I cannot unhear this
Love a Winter Wonderland in New Zealand summertime
December 10, 2023 at 7:33 AM
Love a Winter Wonderland in New Zealand summertime