Mage Against the Machine
@kevinzeke.bsky.social
Canucks fan, heavy metal, reader, some kind of leftist wizard. Living on unceded territory on Vancouver Island. Contributor to Invisible Oranges. He/him.
It feels like the Bolts are just running a practice while the Canucks watch.
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It feels like the Bolts are just running a practice while the Canucks watch.
Rope Ends is like a knife being slid into my ribs.
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Rope Ends is like a knife being slid into my ribs.
Are the Canucks the most cursed franchise in the league?
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Are the Canucks the most cursed franchise in the league?
[cues up Gavin McKenna highlights]
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
[cues up Gavin McKenna highlights]
They're all waiting to fight each other.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
They're all waiting to fight each other.
I also appreciate how the artwork seems inspired by the Secret House Searches series of photos by Simon Menner.
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I also appreciate how the artwork seems inspired by the Secret House Searches series of photos by Simon Menner.
You will only be able to get Khlav Kalash! It'll be on every corner! And they will only have Mountain Dew and crab juice to drink!
November 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You will only be able to get Khlav Kalash! It'll be on every corner! And they will only have Mountain Dew and crab juice to drink!
I look at it in the same way I do pro wrestling. It's all kayfabe.
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I look at it in the same way I do pro wrestling. It's all kayfabe.
The Olympic one is the worst one of all of them, imo. Just downright awful.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The Olympic one is the worst one of all of them, imo. Just downright awful.