Kevin Hansen
@kevintothemax.bsky.social
I boil my denim all by myself
#GoDucks
#GoDucks
Portnoy sucks. I will never click on your Portnoy shit.
February 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Portnoy sucks. I will never click on your Portnoy shit.
The cult members don’t see it this way which makes your framing not work.
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The cult members don’t see it this way which makes your framing not work.
Which French people are going to watch this when US reputation overseas is so bad now?
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Which French people are going to watch this when US reputation overseas is so bad now?
That person who made the Eleanor Roosevelt comparison needs a brain scan.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
That person who made the Eleanor Roosevelt comparison needs a brain scan.
Because this judge has no balls
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Because this judge has no balls
Rich people doing rich people things
January 29, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Rich people doing rich people things
These people are evil
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 AM
These people are evil
ICE agents are scum
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 AM
ICE agents are scum
How about Mapo tofu in a juice box?
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 AM
How about Mapo tofu in a juice box?
I want to see a picture of the actual product that isn’t a marketing shot. Bet it looks awful.
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I want to see a picture of the actual product that isn’t a marketing shot. Bet it looks awful.
Takashi Miike’s Dead or Alive – a basic yakuza movie that ends with a final fight between the protagonist and antagonist, whereupon one of them inexplicably pulls a glowing ball out of his chest and the world explodes. And then that’s the end of the movie. It comes out of nowhere.
January 18, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Takashi Miike’s Dead or Alive – a basic yakuza movie that ends with a final fight between the protagonist and antagonist, whereupon one of them inexplicably pulls a glowing ball out of his chest and the world explodes. And then that’s the end of the movie. It comes out of nowhere.
If you’re a pro, you’ll bring some sauerkraut from home in a baggie to add
January 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
If you’re a pro, you’ll bring some sauerkraut from home in a baggie to add
But I am a horse and a saddle
January 7, 2026 at 6:56 AM
But I am a horse and a saddle
Hahahah did you just notice it on Netflix too? Because this is me. Travolta and Nick Cage just trying to out crazy each other for 120 minutes
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Hahahah did you just notice it on Netflix too? Because this is me. Travolta and Nick Cage just trying to out crazy each other for 120 minutes
Wish you guys would post more here instead of Xitter
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Wish you guys would post more here instead of Xitter
I’ve been lead to believe that Ducks are out numbered in Miami, sadly.
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I’ve been lead to believe that Ducks are out numbered in Miami, sadly.