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Fattori Blanc
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· Nov 17
I didn’t copy my username from the other place. I was talking_spheres over there…. 👀
Good advice.
Guide for all those going through a family dinner tomorrow
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Good advice.
I remember Christmas 2016 vividly. My dad Dad passed away in early December and we were spending Christmas at MILs.
George Michael passed away and one of my SILs pipes up and says “What a shit year, eh?”
Me:
George Michael passed away and one of my SILs pipes up and says “What a shit year, eh?”
Me:
a man in a black robe says obviously
ALT: a man in a black robe says obviously
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December 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I remember Christmas 2016 vividly. My dad Dad passed away in early December and we were spending Christmas at MILs.
George Michael passed away and one of my SILs pipes up and says “What a shit year, eh?”
Me:
George Michael passed away and one of my SILs pipes up and says “What a shit year, eh?”
Me:
Our room is pretty decent, we have a bed at least. However, there’s also an ominous empty cot. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
Our child is 9.
Our child is 9.
December 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Our room is pretty decent, we have a bed at least. However, there’s also an ominous empty cot. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
Our child is 9.
Our child is 9.
MIL has a turkey crown for tomorrow. She’s trying it in a BBQ with a smoker so I’ll give it a go.
Hopes are not high.
Hopes are not high.
Love all the cooking shows that give you tips about adding flavour to turkey.
I’ve got another tip for you all - get anything else but a damn turkey. It’s nothing compared to duck.
I’ve got another tip for you all - get anything else but a damn turkey. It’s nothing compared to duck.
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
MIL has a turkey crown for tomorrow. She’s trying it in a BBQ with a smoker so I’ll give it a go.
Hopes are not high.
Hopes are not high.
We found Little Alex Horne. Fiendish to the end.
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We found Little Alex Horne. Fiendish to the end.
Marcus Wareing is marinating salmon in soap
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Marcus Wareing is marinating salmon in soap
Love all the cooking shows that give you tips about adding flavour to turkey.
I’ve got another tip for you all - get anything else but a damn turkey. It’s nothing compared to duck.
I’ve got another tip for you all - get anything else but a damn turkey. It’s nothing compared to duck.
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Love all the cooking shows that give you tips about adding flavour to turkey.
I’ve got another tip for you all - get anything else but a damn turkey. It’s nothing compared to duck.
I’ve got another tip for you all - get anything else but a damn turkey. It’s nothing compared to duck.
Dora has had a very tough day
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Dora has had a very tough day
Bloody hate Morgan Rogers
December 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Bloody hate Morgan Rogers
Off on an adventure for the day 🎅🎄
December 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Off on an adventure for the day 🎅🎄
Spotted Mini Eggs out in the wild today 👀
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Spotted Mini Eggs out in the wild today 👀
This is absolutely fiendish! I love it
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is absolutely fiendish! I love it
My SIL sent a picture to the family WhatsApp where she looked fed up due to Christmas decorating not going well.
I went to MoonPig and created a card of it…..
I went to MoonPig and created a card of it…..
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My SIL sent a picture to the family WhatsApp where she looked fed up due to Christmas decorating not going well.
I went to MoonPig and created a card of it…..
I went to MoonPig and created a card of it…..
Two bottles of milk smashed in the pantry cupboard and some went under the fridge. I didn’t envisage spending an hour pulling the fridge out and mopping out the bloody pantry
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Two bottles of milk smashed in the pantry cupboard and some went under the fridge. I didn’t envisage spending an hour pulling the fridge out and mopping out the bloody pantry
Still got five defenders on
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Still got five defenders on
Astonishing miss by Barnes
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Astonishing miss by Barnes
Tetanus shot soon.
LIVING THE DREAM
LIVING THE DREAM
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tetanus shot soon.
LIVING THE DREAM
LIVING THE DREAM
Ronaldo is a petulant mess.
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ronaldo is a petulant mess.
How is Trafford in the England squad? Is it because he’s good at warming the bench?
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How is Trafford in the England squad? Is it because he’s good at warming the bench?
I really really do not understand why a manager would leave a top performing Championship club to manage a team rooted to the bottom of the Premier League.
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I really really do not understand why a manager would leave a top performing Championship club to manage a team rooted to the bottom of the Premier League.