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Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air.... I actually do care.
August 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air.... I actually do care.
I started a series of paintings recently on accident. All inspired by either poems or poetic writing. It started with this one girl in yellow and I just kept using her in each piece.
August 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I started a series of paintings recently on accident. All inspired by either poems or poetic writing. It started with this one girl in yellow and I just kept using her in each piece.
If you want to get to know me. A person who knows me very well drew this up for me.
August 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you want to get to know me. A person who knows me very well drew this up for me.
My life summed up in comics.
August 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My life summed up in comics.
It kinda sucks that you can fake being asleep but can't fake being awake.
August 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
It kinda sucks that you can fake being asleep but can't fake being awake.
A little insight into my painting process.
August 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A little insight into my painting process.
Apparently “finders keepers” does not include expensive cars in parking lots.
August 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Apparently “finders keepers” does not include expensive cars in parking lots.
I want to mix M&M's and Skittles into a bowl and watch as the world unravels into chaos....
August 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I want to mix M&M's and Skittles into a bowl and watch as the world unravels into chaos....
My recent Hocus Pocus commission.
July 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My recent Hocus Pocus commission.
If you were to ask me what two characters define me as a person, it’s these two. I drew this a little after Paul Reubens passed away but when I learned that he and Elvira were good friends, it made my day.
July 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you were to ask me what two characters define me as a person, it’s these two. I drew this a little after Paul Reubens passed away but when I learned that he and Elvira were good friends, it made my day.
I fell asleep early last night and I just woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. While fumbling to find my glasses I thought of a great slogan for a glasses company: "Buy our glasses if you ever want to see your loved ones again."
July 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I fell asleep early last night and I just woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. While fumbling to find my glasses I thought of a great slogan for a glasses company: "Buy our glasses if you ever want to see your loved ones again."
Everyone SAYS they want a fairy tale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm a jerk.
July 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Everyone SAYS they want a fairy tale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm a jerk.
The monochrome really brings out the gray in my beard...
July 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The monochrome really brings out the gray in my beard...
When you gotta run outside to make sure the umbrella doesn't get taken away by the storm.
July 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
When you gotta run outside to make sure the umbrella doesn't get taken away by the storm.
I was told this morning that curling irons have a warning tag that says “For External Use Only.” Which one of you crazy mother fuckers made that necessary? Because I'm proud of you.
July 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I was told this morning that curling irons have a warning tag that says “For External Use Only.” Which one of you crazy mother fuckers made that necessary? Because I'm proud of you.
My son: Daddy, I was gonna say you're the best daddy ever but your shirt already says it so I guess you already know.
July 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My son: Daddy, I was gonna say you're the best daddy ever but your shirt already says it so I guess you already know.
The ONLY thing I miss about being a teenager is legally being allowed to punch other teenagers.
July 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The ONLY thing I miss about being a teenager is legally being allowed to punch other teenagers.
An old drawing and poem I did.
July 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
An old drawing and poem I did.
Pornography only gets called by its full name when it's in trouble too.
July 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Pornography only gets called by its full name when it's in trouble too.
Damn girl, are you my inevitable death? Because I hate that you exist, but somehow I always find myself lying awake at night thinking about you.
July 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Damn girl, are you my inevitable death? Because I hate that you exist, but somehow I always find myself lying awake at night thinking about you.
I have your nose. If you ever want to see it again, follow my instructions exactly. No cops.
July 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I have your nose. If you ever want to see it again, follow my instructions exactly. No cops.
I think there needs to a story about a man who, in a moment of desperation, takes a job as a mime and then, on his first day inexplicably gets stuck in an actual invisible, soundproof box.
July 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think there needs to a story about a man who, in a moment of desperation, takes a job as a mime and then, on his first day inexplicably gets stuck in an actual invisible, soundproof box.
I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
July 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.