So with Soto it was “get your money up” and with Alonso it’s “can’t believe he thought he’d get more.” Mets fans have to decide if they wanna be annoying and rich or annoying and broke cuz you can’t have it both ways.

Dorktown: Detroit Lions!

Expected more Tom Bombadil talk on this platform.

MLB broadcasters during the Kevin Brown/John Angelos drama.

Self-Portrait, by Joseph Ducreux, 1783, 📸 by @melisportphoto

This Mariners streak is kinda crazy. They went and had a pretty panned deadline, and now they’re gaining ground in the wild card. Servais should get some serious credit for how he’s managed a precarious bullpen situation with Sewald out. They’re not always the most fun to watch. But vibes are good.

Go behind the scenes in the Orioles front office in the moments following the trade deadline. From @justinklugh.bsky.social:

https://www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article/84475/slopball-for-the-orioles-every-cost-is-too-high/

I’ve long thought Nick Maton has the hero gene in him. I’ve always said this.

That’s it. Fuck this place. I’m done with it. I’m logging off for good. If anyone wants to contact me I’ll still be reading posts on here, posting on here, etc.

The stuff going on on the bird app is so funny cuz “billionaire buys mega successful app, applies tech streamlining nonsense, and unnecessarily rebrands” is a better own of Silicon Valley than Mike Judge could even dream of.

This remains the most relatable pic of our dog.

The breaking news that the Angels are doing due diligence on Shohei Ohtani offers remains the best kind of breaking news.