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Kevin
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St. Louis MO
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You rang??
depiction of Jesus wearing a St. Louis Cardinals cap, holding a Budweiser in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Houston Nutt pointing at the camera. The text reads: I gotchu, fam.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Come shop at Goth Cowboy. You'll walk in looking like a regular ass dude and you'll walk lookin' like Rob fuckin' Zombie!
Rob Zombie wearing a cowboy hat and really leaning into that "Goth Cowboy" aesthetic.
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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An action photo of an 18” tall Kyler Murray
September 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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My favorite of this genre
Tractor trailer stuck under an overpass. The side of the trailer reads "On the road to success, there are no shortcuts."
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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By far the best shrimp I've ever had.
glowing man seated at a restaurant table.
August 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I've been seeing him for years. He does great work. Totally understated and tasteful yet impactful. If I had a dollar for every time an old friend saw me and said, "HOLY SHIT!" I'd be a wealthy guy!
Mummified remains in a pose of abject horror.
August 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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what looks like a sheet of wrapping paper. within the pattern of the paper reads "eat shit".
July 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Bet that fancy Air Force Mustang didn't have a refueling probe stuck to the roof like this bad boy.
Junior Officer shitbox car painted to mimic the EA-B Prowler flown by VAQ-134. Also attached are numerous antenna and a refueling probe.
June 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Wesley Snipes tears streaming down his cheeks as he pulls the trigger.
May 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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We're all thinking it.....
Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
March 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Never been better. Thanks for asking.
mummified remains in a terrifying pose.
March 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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parody of one of those corn ball "rise and grind" type posters that reads "I added text to this sunrise and now its inspirational as fuck".
March 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Every day for the last month.
"Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?"
February 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Lotta Argentinians rn.
George Costanza telling Jerry "My tokens! They're getting funded!!"
February 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Amen.
Jesus wearing a red Cardinals baseball cap while holding a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of Budweiser in the other.
February 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Diners, Drive-ins and Depths
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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This is my Aunt and Uncle's dog Blondie prior to going bananas in a foot of snow last week.
January 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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They said there was an outside shot at getting a foot. They might be right.
January 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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This looks great! Gonna whip that up as soon as the chicken is done!
December 24, 2024 at 4:41 PM