thank you. my addiction of harming others with elaborate rube goldberg machines has hindered many aspects in my life. my social life is damaged severely because i keep imagining how i could ensnare others in ways that will humiliate them. i will try to improve

thanks obama and to you as well

terrifying

and yet

for your information, I know how to tie my shoes now

I'm calling the cops

How's that cell feel on Christmas day 😇?