Kevin
@kevinmc7.bsky.social
Lifelong New Mexico native. New Mexico United season ticket holder. Husband, father, giant. I also like Nordic football, woodworking, and listening to rap music in foreign languages.
If i would have known it was going to be this fucking impossible to watch the United/Switchbacks game on TV, I would have driven the 11 hours round-trip to watch it live.
Why the fuck do you need the CBS Sports extension of Paramount+ to watch this? Why do we need some many apps to watch our team?
Why the fuck do you need the CBS Sports extension of Paramount+ to watch this? Why do we need some many apps to watch our team?
September 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If i would have known it was going to be this fucking impossible to watch the United/Switchbacks game on TV, I would have driven the 11 hours round-trip to watch it live.
Why the fuck do you need the CBS Sports extension of Paramount+ to watch this? Why do we need some many apps to watch our team?
Why the fuck do you need the CBS Sports extension of Paramount+ to watch this? Why do we need some many apps to watch our team?
Kimmel is reportedly coming back tomorrow. I'm hoping he swings for the fuckin' fences and goes off.
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Kimmel is reportedly coming back tomorrow. I'm hoping he swings for the fuckin' fences and goes off.
Should have really gotten 3 points tonight.
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September 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Should have really gotten 3 points tonight.
So fucking frustrating when both teams deserved a point, and one team leaves with all 3. Especially when they played all game like 1 was the goal from the start. Three stolen points tonight.
Fuckin' fuck.
Fuckin' fuck.
September 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
So fucking frustrating when both teams deserved a point, and one team leaves with all 3. Especially when they played all game like 1 was the goal from the start. Three stolen points tonight.
Fuckin' fuck.
Fuckin' fuck.
It's going to be a looooooong season as a Bears fan.
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It's going to be a looooooong season as a Bears fan.
It's wild to me that, two years ago, we had friends in our wedding that we thought would be around for a long, long time.
Now, I can't think of a time in the last year that we've been invited to anything of theirs, which is interesting, since they have to drive by our house every single day. 🤷🏼
Now, I can't think of a time in the last year that we've been invited to anything of theirs, which is interesting, since they have to drive by our house every single day. 🤷🏼
September 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's wild to me that, two years ago, we had friends in our wedding that we thought would be around for a long, long time.
Now, I can't think of a time in the last year that we've been invited to anything of theirs, which is interesting, since they have to drive by our house every single day. 🤷🏼
Now, I can't think of a time in the last year that we've been invited to anything of theirs, which is interesting, since they have to drive by our house every single day. 🤷🏼
Work partner believes he has 1st edition Pokémon cards somewhere that are "probably worth about half a mil."
Hmm.
Hmm.
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August 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Work partner believes he has 1st edition Pokémon cards somewhere that are "probably worth about half a mil."
Hmm.
Hmm.
It is so fucking hard to be a Manchester United fan right now.
August 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It is so fucking hard to be a Manchester United fan right now.
I've been in the van for about 10 minutes for work so far, and my goof-ass partner has complained about the van's alignment 4 times. Like, dude, I get that it sucks. I've driven it, too. No need to continue to complain. There's nothing we are going to do about it. Move on.
August 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I've been in the van for about 10 minutes for work so far, and my goof-ass partner has complained about the van's alignment 4 times. Like, dude, I get that it sucks. I've driven it, too. No need to continue to complain. There's nothing we are going to do about it. Move on.
UP THE FCKIN' GREEN!!!!
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August 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
UP THE FCKIN' GREEN!!!!
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How does a team have 73% possession in a game and lose 4-nil?
Sweet fuckin' fuck.
Sweet fuckin' fuck.
July 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
How does a team have 73% possession in a game and lose 4-nil?
Sweet fuckin' fuck.
Sweet fuckin' fuck.
Welp, I don't think we'll be moving on in the Cup, mostly because the format is complete bonkers, but it was nice to score twice on those pricks in injury time and have them completely forget how to take penalties. Good win. Now, let's focus on getting back to the top of the West.
July 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Welp, I don't think we'll be moving on in the Cup, mostly because the format is complete bonkers, but it was nice to score twice on those pricks in injury time and have them completely forget how to take penalties. Good win. Now, let's focus on getting back to the top of the West.
Frustrating to see every single call now until the end of the game will be met with at least 45 seconds of SA time wasting.
July 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Frustrating to see every single call now until the end of the game will be met with at least 45 seconds of SA time wasting.
In a supporter from afar nightmare, we could potentially see Ballard FC and Vermont Green in the USL2 Final. I would honestly want both teams to win, as both teams are just incredible to follow.
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July 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
In a supporter from afar nightmare, we could potentially see Ballard FC and Vermont Green in the USL2 Final. I would honestly want both teams to win, as both teams are just incredible to follow.
I can't think of another time in my 40-year existence that I have felt so non-Patriotic than I do right now, coming up on the 4th of July. I'm kinda thankful like, 40% of the US doesn't know New Mexico is a state, so we kinda fly under the radar. We're in the dumbest fucking timeline right now.
July 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I can't think of another time in my 40-year existence that I have felt so non-Patriotic than I do right now, coming up on the 4th of July. I'm kinda thankful like, 40% of the US doesn't know New Mexico is a state, so we kinda fly under the radar. We're in the dumbest fucking timeline right now.
For the past 2 years, I have looked for soccer badges that stand out to me and have posted them on IG. There have been some that are fantastic, some that really show the community involvement, and some that are absolute perfection, see Vermont Green and Portland Hearts of Pine. 1/?
June 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
For the past 2 years, I have looked for soccer badges that stand out to me and have posted them on IG. There have been some that are fantastic, some that really show the community involvement, and some that are absolute perfection, see Vermont Green and Portland Hearts of Pine. 1/?
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Holy fuckin' fuck, I fuckin' hate Phoenix.
June 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Holy fuckin' fuck, I fuckin' hate Phoenix.
Good to see the Phoenix tactic of "throw yourself to the floor when you feel contact" is still their main plan.
Hate that team.
Hate that team.
June 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Good to see the Phoenix tactic of "throw yourself to the floor when you feel contact" is still their main plan.
Hate that team.
Hate that team.
Watched the replay of the penalty call in the Westchester/Hartford match and damn. That was blatantly not in the box. Maybe it's down to playing on a football field with all the extra markings on the field, but that's rough for Hartford.
May 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Watched the replay of the penalty call in the Westchester/Hartford match and damn. That was blatantly not in the box. Maybe it's down to playing on a football field with all the extra markings on the field, but that's rough for Hartford.
Genuinely, the worst ever season for United sees them go tits up in the Final.
Dont even play the last game of the season. Get us to the summer and get this piss-poor season over with. Fuckin' a, man.
Dont even play the last game of the season. Get us to the summer and get this piss-poor season over with. Fuckin' a, man.
May 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Genuinely, the worst ever season for United sees them go tits up in the Final.
Dont even play the last game of the season. Get us to the summer and get this piss-poor season over with. Fuckin' a, man.
Dont even play the last game of the season. Get us to the summer and get this piss-poor season over with. Fuckin' a, man.
Despite winning 3-0 over OCSC, United played far from their best last night. I think the rain and pitch had a lot to do with it, but it was also great to see Shakes make some incredible saves and keep us in a position to get the 3 points.
May 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Despite winning 3-0 over OCSC, United played far from their best last night. I think the rain and pitch had a lot to do with it, but it was also great to see Shakes make some incredible saves and keep us in a position to get the 3 points.