Kevin Koppes
@kevinkoppes.bsky.social
Movies (run video store, physical media, sad takes), coffee (roast, prepare, consume), housing (we need a lot more of it), grammar (huge lay vs. lie slug), unpopularity (few followers, fewer advocates). He/him. Iowan by birth, Bostonian by choice.
It makes decorating a bleak bedroom with baseball caps look so easy.
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It makes decorating a bleak bedroom with baseball caps look so easy.
At least you have the Criterion edition of Happiness to ... cheer you up.
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
At least you have the Criterion edition of Happiness to ... cheer you up.
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's likely code for "Arriving in Quincy by the end of the day" at best. Godspeed.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It's likely code for "Arriving in Quincy by the end of the day" at best. Godspeed.
Imagine seeing Cedric frog splash a coffee table at a Wichita house show in 1997 while listening for maximum effect.
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Imagine seeing Cedric frog splash a coffee table at a Wichita house show in 1997 while listening for maximum effect.
To be totally frank(furt), I just saw this and had no idea this sentiment was breuer-ing.
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
To be totally frank(furt), I just saw this and had no idea this sentiment was breuer-ing.
He looks like a Dutch painting of an Old Navy model.
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
He looks like a Dutch painting of an Old Navy model.
They really want the Academy Award ceremony number to be the guiding figure. It's stupid.
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
They really want the Academy Award ceremony number to be the guiding figure. It's stupid.
It's as good as any French champagne
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It's as good as any French champagne
And, yes, I was very aware of your Sneakers and Fury Road devotions.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
And, yes, I was very aware of your Sneakers and Fury Road devotions.
I am *not at all* suggesting you're being disingenuous, for the record. And I completely understand how fascination/obsession coupled with availability can generate HUGE numbers of rewatches. I just think of 50 as being a massive number (particularly compared to the benchmark of six).
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I am *not at all* suggesting you're being disingenuous, for the record. And I completely understand how fascination/obsession coupled with availability can generate HUGE numbers of rewatches. I just think of 50 as being a massive number (particularly compared to the benchmark of six).
I'm not saying you haven't watched a TON of times. I just think 50 is a crazy tally if taken literally. I doubt I've seen anything 50 times.
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm not saying you haven't watched a TON of times. I just think 50 is a crazy tally if taken literally. I doubt I've seen anything 50 times.
No one has watched The English Patient fifty times.
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
No one has watched The English Patient fifty times.
"I texted Spike Jonez as soon as it was over. Just, like, looking for tips. Is she into ... big foreheads? Rewriting history? Does she have any hammer toes? Preferences on pumice stones? I just had to know."
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"I texted Spike Jonez as soon as it was over. Just, like, looking for tips. Is she into ... big foreheads? Rewriting history? Does she have any hammer toes? Preferences on pumice stones? I just had to know."
I'm not really going to pay in dollar coins. Unless you want them.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm not really going to pay in dollar coins. Unless you want them.
Eephus gave me hope that LB snarklords and literate LowesDads could randomly high-five in harmony at the movies.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Eephus gave me hope that LB snarklords and literate LowesDads could randomly high-five in harmony at the movies.
But if it was a Wheels on Meals reboot ...
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
But if it was a Wheels on Meals reboot ...