Wait til you find out about the Pepys Diary guy.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wait til you find out about the Pepys Diary guy.
Rees-Mogg seems like the type of guy who jacks off to photos of children working in coal mines.
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Rees-Mogg seems like the type of guy who jacks off to photos of children working in coal mines.
These are the same people telling us to fry our steaks in beef tallow.
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
These are the same people telling us to fry our steaks in beef tallow.
I don't believe in anything supernatural, but I also believe in not tempting fate.
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I don't believe in anything supernatural, but I also believe in not tempting fate.
"Ixnay on the ustificationjay of the urdermay, dude!"
-MBS, under his breath
-MBS, under his breath
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"Ixnay on the ustificationjay of the urdermay, dude!"
-MBS, under his breath
-MBS, under his breath
This man out here single-handedly fulfilling the promise of the internet.
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This man out here single-handedly fulfilling the promise of the internet.
Skull Duggery checking in.
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Skull Duggery checking in.
I just learned that Golfinger's entire part was dubbed by another actor, Michael Collins, because Fröbe's phonetic reading of his lines was unintelligible.
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I just learned that Golfinger's entire part was dubbed by another actor, Michael Collins, because Fröbe's phonetic reading of his lines was unintelligible.
His sunglasses, though...
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
His sunglasses, though...
What if the subject is a golem made of play-doh?
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What if the subject is a golem made of play-doh?
Mamdani cleaning out the sh*t stains like the Ty-D-Bowl Man!
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Mamdani cleaning out the sh*t stains like the Ty-D-Bowl Man!
I didn't know that. Thank you!
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I didn't know that. Thank you!
Seeing all the Blue Jays pitchers with Vesia's number on their hats in support was wonderful.
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Seeing all the Blue Jays pitchers with Vesia's number on their hats in support was wonderful.
Is this your current address?
No, but it's historically accurate.
This says your eyes are blue.
They were when I was born.
No, but it's historically accurate.
This says your eyes are blue.
They were when I was born.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Is this your current address?
No, but it's historically accurate.
This says your eyes are blue.
They were when I was born.
No, but it's historically accurate.
This says your eyes are blue.
They were when I was born.
Trump's oval office looks like a participation trophy's prolapsed asshole.
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trump's oval office looks like a participation trophy's prolapsed asshole.
Those moments when you see another plane going the opposite direction and you realize just how goddammed fast you're going!
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Those moments when you see another plane going the opposite direction and you realize just how goddammed fast you're going!
You are flying in the sky and you are going as fast as a bullet out of a .45 automatic. It's amazing!
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You are flying in the sky and you are going as fast as a bullet out of a .45 automatic. It's amazing!
"TAAAAAAACKYYYYY!!!"
-the ghost of Saddam Hussein
-the ghost of Saddam Hussein
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"TAAAAAAACKYYYYY!!!"
-the ghost of Saddam Hussein
-the ghost of Saddam Hussein
Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the hot dogs of war!
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the hot dogs of war!
In their shortsighted attempt to appease the MAGA-verse, the NYT went right past shooting themselves in the foot to taking a chainsaw to their own ankles.
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In their shortsighted attempt to appease the MAGA-verse, the NYT went right past shooting themselves in the foot to taking a chainsaw to their own ankles.
Freedom Freckles!
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Freedom Freckles!
Did y'all notice Raymond Chandler's cameo?
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Did y'all notice Raymond Chandler's cameo?