@angrystaffer.bsky.social hey dude, are we at war with Iran now? I keep seeing all this cryptic stuff about it on TikTok (so huge grain of salt) but I also know how stupid our govt is.

To paraphrase the great orange cat philosopher Garfield, “whoever invented corporate speak needs to be drug out into the street and shot.”

RIP, Ozzy. The wrong old people keep dying.

CLUB WORLD CUP FINAL

I don’t even like elephants and this is cute AF

I’ve recently become a gun owner, but I’m not and never will be a republican “dON’t tReAd oN mEE” dude 🤮🤢👎🏻 That said, it’s really annoying that now the internet algorithms think I want to be a conservative asshole, so the already annoying advertisements have gotten much worse.

Dino nuggets are objectively the best kind of chicken nugget. #Nuggs

Blue dot in TX. We exist, there are a ton of us, the others are just louder. #DiveBar

Them: “who’s your favorite muppet?”
Me: “probably the vampire from Seasame street.”
Them: “I don’t think he counts.”
Me: “OH I ASSURE YOU HE FUCKINGGG…”

#Zuck

Removed Facebook from my phone, but haven’t fully deleted my account yet. I still find it useful for a lot of what I like to do, but it does feel better not to see the app all the time.

So far this app is a little too serious. Where is the goofy ass shit?

I haven’t had soup since Sunday :(

If you love soup, follow me.

Just to make this clear from day one on this app, FUCK DONALD TRUMP.

So far, I like the look of this a lot more than threads. Threads was full of the dumbest engagement-bate questions.

So what do we call these posts? Obviously not “tweets”