Kevin Munroe
@kevinisfunny.bsky.social
Kevin Munroe is a comedian and artist living in the Bay Area.
I invested in crypto because converting hard-earned cash into a useless token speculated on by suckers and held afloat by hype and pirates is a prudent financial strategy.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I invested in crypto because converting hard-earned cash into a useless token speculated on by suckers and held afloat by hype and pirates is a prudent financial strategy.
"Schrödinger's Cat: If you talk sh*t about me on a podcast, you in a quantum superposition meaning you both alive and dead at the same time, until I OBSERVE YOU, meaning I see you in these streets, then you definitely dead cuz I'm whupping that ass!"
-- 'Iron' Mike Degrasse Tyson
-- 'Iron' Mike Degrasse Tyson
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Schrödinger's Cat: If you talk sh*t about me on a podcast, you in a quantum superposition meaning you both alive and dead at the same time, until I OBSERVE YOU, meaning I see you in these streets, then you definitely dead cuz I'm whupping that ass!"
-- 'Iron' Mike Degrasse Tyson
-- 'Iron' Mike Degrasse Tyson
I don't get why liberals are excited over Epstein files release. Laws are only good if ppl are willing to enforce them, and the GOP are NOT willing, AT ALL.
You know anybody with even ONE felony conviction that didn't get a single fine, probation, or a single day in jail? I rest my case.
You know anybody with even ONE felony conviction that didn't get a single fine, probation, or a single day in jail? I rest my case.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I don't get why liberals are excited over Epstein files release. Laws are only good if ppl are willing to enforce them, and the GOP are NOT willing, AT ALL.
You know anybody with even ONE felony conviction that didn't get a single fine, probation, or a single day in jail? I rest my case.
You know anybody with even ONE felony conviction that didn't get a single fine, probation, or a single day in jail? I rest my case.
If you're in Oakland California next Thursday November 20th, I'd highly advise you to come see my show and get your laugh on. Tickets here: tinyurl.com/8pwny29p
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
If you're in Oakland California next Thursday November 20th, I'd highly advise you to come see my show and get your laugh on. Tickets here: tinyurl.com/8pwny29p
www.facebook.com/100003408070... I was a SAVAGE in these streets
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November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
www.facebook.com/100003408070... I was a SAVAGE in these streets
Owls always look like they about to cuss you out:
"THE F*CK you just say? Say it again, I dare you!"
"THE F*CK you just say? Say it again, I dare you!"
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Owls always look like they about to cuss you out:
"THE F*CK you just say? Say it again, I dare you!"
"THE F*CK you just say? Say it again, I dare you!"
I remember in HS a bunch of rappers- KRS-One, D-Nice, MC Lyte, Heavy D- put out a record called "Self Destruction" rapping about ending gang violence.
So with White Male mass shootings, I think White singers should do a song. Kid Rock, Toby Keith, Carrie Underwood: "HEY! Don't Shoot EVERYBODAAY!!"
So with White Male mass shootings, I think White singers should do a song. Kid Rock, Toby Keith, Carrie Underwood: "HEY! Don't Shoot EVERYBODAAY!!"
October 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I remember in HS a bunch of rappers- KRS-One, D-Nice, MC Lyte, Heavy D- put out a record called "Self Destruction" rapping about ending gang violence.
So with White Male mass shootings, I think White singers should do a song. Kid Rock, Toby Keith, Carrie Underwood: "HEY! Don't Shoot EVERYBODAAY!!"
So with White Male mass shootings, I think White singers should do a song. Kid Rock, Toby Keith, Carrie Underwood: "HEY! Don't Shoot EVERYBODAAY!!"
I don't bother watching any mainstream media talking heads debate shows. It's like watching professional wrestling, it's literally too fake and stupid to be taken seriously. And after the show they all go to the same bar and hang out, because it's all just one big clown show.
October 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don't bother watching any mainstream media talking heads debate shows. It's like watching professional wrestling, it's literally too fake and stupid to be taken seriously. And after the show they all go to the same bar and hang out, because it's all just one big clown show.
I've been thinking hard about this problem: Exposing lies and Calling Out Hypocrisy doesn't change White ppl's behavior one bit. They have no shame whatsoever. We need stronger medicine to cure what ails America.
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I've been thinking hard about this problem: Exposing lies and Calling Out Hypocrisy doesn't change White ppl's behavior one bit. They have no shame whatsoever. We need stronger medicine to cure what ails America.
I don't think White Men should have access to assault rifles.
September 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don't think White Men should have access to assault rifles.
I ain't doing sh*t today
I ain't doing sh*t today
I got a lotta sh*t to do
And there's a lotta boo-boo,
But I ain't doing sh*t today #Nope
#CatTriniDaddy #ShuriBear #TheZenOfKitty
I ain't doing sh*t today
I got a lotta sh*t to do
And there's a lotta boo-boo,
But I ain't doing sh*t today #Nope
#CatTriniDaddy #ShuriBear #TheZenOfKitty
September 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I ain't doing sh*t today
I ain't doing sh*t today
I got a lotta sh*t to do
And there's a lotta boo-boo,
But I ain't doing sh*t today #Nope
#CatTriniDaddy #ShuriBear #TheZenOfKitty
I ain't doing sh*t today
I got a lotta sh*t to do
And there's a lotta boo-boo,
But I ain't doing sh*t today #Nope
#CatTriniDaddy #ShuriBear #TheZenOfKitty
FBI Director Kash Patel looks like he's starring in a comedic remake of the movie "Catch Me If You Can"
September 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
FBI Director Kash Patel looks like he's starring in a comedic remake of the movie "Catch Me If You Can"
It's estimated that 1 in 6 illegal immigrants are Canadian or European, and I bet you if ICE started driving around Huntington Beach or Calabasas or Marin, dragging white ppl out of Whole Foods parking lots and throwing them into unmarked vans, ICE would get shut down in an HOUR.
August 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It's estimated that 1 in 6 illegal immigrants are Canadian or European, and I bet you if ICE started driving around Huntington Beach or Calabasas or Marin, dragging white ppl out of Whole Foods parking lots and throwing them into unmarked vans, ICE would get shut down in an HOUR.
BREAKING: After 30 years of research Scientists discover a SECOND Reggaeton beat
August 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
BREAKING: After 30 years of research Scientists discover a SECOND Reggaeton beat
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August 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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I can't think of a better scam than Religion: Promise everything, deliver nothing, and collect tax-free income from a client base indoctrinated since childhood.
PERFECT.
PERFECT.
August 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I can't think of a better scam than Religion: Promise everything, deliver nothing, and collect tax-free income from a client base indoctrinated since childhood.
PERFECT.
PERFECT.
I%- You coulda kept your 2 yachts and a Lambo, but you wanted 4 yachts and 2 Bugattis, paid for with my pension money. Oh well, we warned you...
July 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I%- You coulda kept your 2 yachts and a Lambo, but you wanted 4 yachts and 2 Bugattis, paid for with my pension money. Oh well, we warned you...
NOW u know why HR doesn't respond to your complaints about management.
July 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
NOW u know why HR doesn't respond to your complaints about management.
Here's what we've been told so far:
Epstein List is on Pam Bondi's desk
Epstein List doesn't exist
Epstein List DOES exist, but Obama & Biden wrote it
Epstein List is a Democrat hoax
And, that lady is doing 20 years for trafficking to nobody in particular.
#MAGA are *FOOLS*. They'd fail Peekaboo
Epstein List is on Pam Bondi's desk
Epstein List doesn't exist
Epstein List DOES exist, but Obama & Biden wrote it
Epstein List is a Democrat hoax
And, that lady is doing 20 years for trafficking to nobody in particular.
#MAGA are *FOOLS*. They'd fail Peekaboo
July 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Here's what we've been told so far:
Epstein List is on Pam Bondi's desk
Epstein List doesn't exist
Epstein List DOES exist, but Obama & Biden wrote it
Epstein List is a Democrat hoax
And, that lady is doing 20 years for trafficking to nobody in particular.
#MAGA are *FOOLS*. They'd fail Peekaboo
Epstein List is on Pam Bondi's desk
Epstein List doesn't exist
Epstein List DOES exist, but Obama & Biden wrote it
Epstein List is a Democrat hoax
And, that lady is doing 20 years for trafficking to nobody in particular.
#MAGA are *FOOLS*. They'd fail Peekaboo
Feb: The Epstein files are on my desk as we speak. Here's a press conference of us holding up the files.
July: The Epstein files don't exist.
Trump lies to #MAGA like a pimp lies to his bottom ho, and they just take it. What a bunch of losers. Now watch them justify being lied to their faces.
July: The Epstein files don't exist.
Trump lies to #MAGA like a pimp lies to his bottom ho, and they just take it. What a bunch of losers. Now watch them justify being lied to their faces.
July 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Feb: The Epstein files are on my desk as we speak. Here's a press conference of us holding up the files.
July: The Epstein files don't exist.
Trump lies to #MAGA like a pimp lies to his bottom ho, and they just take it. What a bunch of losers. Now watch them justify being lied to their faces.
July: The Epstein files don't exist.
Trump lies to #MAGA like a pimp lies to his bottom ho, and they just take it. What a bunch of losers. Now watch them justify being lied to their faces.
July 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
#4thOfJuly I stayed home. To me its poor taste and crass to party and shoot fireworks at a funeral.
July 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
#4thOfJuly I stayed home. To me its poor taste and crass to party and shoot fireworks at a funeral.
The year is 3000 AD. Due to environmental devastation, Humanity has largely escaped to the stars. We terraformed The Moon, Mars, Jupiter's moons, Proxima Centauri. Earth has become a toxic wasteland. The only humans left on Earth are the Israelis and Palestinians warring over the Middle East.
June 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The year is 3000 AD. Due to environmental devastation, Humanity has largely escaped to the stars. We terraformed The Moon, Mars, Jupiter's moons, Proxima Centauri. Earth has become a toxic wasteland. The only humans left on Earth are the Israelis and Palestinians warring over the Middle East.
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If someone shows up with no badge, no name, no ID, no warrant, and their fucking face covered that’s not law enforcement, that’s a goddamn kidnapping. It should be illegal, and the fact that it isn’t already is a terrifying failure of democracy and the law.
June 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If someone shows up with no badge, no name, no ID, no warrant, and their fucking face covered that’s not law enforcement, that’s a goddamn kidnapping. It should be illegal, and the fact that it isn’t already is a terrifying failure of democracy and the law.
The three things I love in life, all in one package:
Track and Field
Women
Beer
Track and Field
Women
Beer
June 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The three things I love in life, all in one package:
Track and Field
Women
Beer
Track and Field
Women
Beer