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Kevin Cureton
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Who me? You want to know about me? Well shucks, I’m just a simple guy who grew up Northern Arizona, was fascinated with engineering, especially electricity, is good with those computer things, loves superheroes and dogs, especially superhero dogs.
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Prices in Want Creek, California.
A sign for gas prices at a Flyers gas station in Walnut Creek, California. Regular gas is 4.29 a gallon.
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Here comes San Francisco!!!

#NoKings
The protest parade in Market Street.
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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@waymo.bsky.social the taxis need to do deeper planning for turning right at 19th and Lincoln. The line to turn right is always long. It is a total asshole move for the taxi to cut into the lane so late. We were behind it, it had plenty of time to get into the right lane and queue up properly.
Waymo taxi with the right turn signal on in the go forward lane, trying to cut into the right turn lane.
September 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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@borderlands.2k.com Your text for the Fadefields on the Xbox preview is wrong. It’s the description text for the character Vex.
Screenshot from Borderlands 4 game preview on the Xbox. The text for the game area Fadefields is wrong, it’s the text for the character Vex.
September 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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@missionlocal.org I made this report to 311 last week. I don’t want this to disappear because I’m sick of seeing this shit happen. The MUNI driver needs to be punished for this intentional racism.
An image of a 311 report in San Francisco. There is a picture of the back of an F Market MUNI train, #1057. The report details how the train passed by a disabled black man yet two stops later picked up a bunch of white people.
August 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Bing gave similar results to DuckDuckGo.
A Bing search for "donald trump paying children to rub blanket on his phallus" that provides a list of articles related to the search.
August 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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So I tried to search for this. The first image is the results from Google, which was basically nothing. I was kinda surprised. Then I went to DuckDuckGo and got more of what I expected. Stuff tangential but not necessarily what the podcast was talking about.
A Google search for "donald trump paying children to rub blanket on his phallus" that says "it looks like there aren't many great matches for your search", provides a single page about how parents can address children touching their privates. A DuckDuckGo search for "donald trump paying children to rub blanket on his phallus" that provides a list of articles related to the search.
August 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I was playing around in AWS for an interview. I haven't been using my AWS account for a few months. The cost was expected, the line below the cost is stupid hilarious.
A billing and cost management screen clip showing a month-to-date cost of $5.63. The line below that says "563,495,294,810% compared to last month for the same period". Said more succinctly, it said I had a 563 million percentage increase compared to last month.
August 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Enjoying the very informative panel at Comic-Con!
Scott Synder talking at the Comixology panel at San Diego Comic Con. There are other creators to the left and right of Scott.
July 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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We saw the biggest wasp nest I’ve ever seen while walking the dog in Golden Gate Park yesterday. It’s on the upper left of the Celtic Cross.
Giant Celtic Cross on a large platform in Golden Gate Park. High up, on the left side, attached under one of the arches, is a basketball sized, probably bigger actually, wasp nest. A person is in the foreground to provide scale. The cross is around 50 feet tall A larger than basketball-sized wasp nest. Texture of rough paper, grey like the concrete it is attached to, with overlapping folds, attached under an arch of a fifty foot tall Celtic Cross in Golden Gate Park.
July 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Damien from The Omen, dressed in all black, standing in a graveyard full of white crosses. Photo is in black and white.
July 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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This has desperately needed alt text.
In the first room, you see a gorgeous white couch with pinched corners and a sign above it with the single word, ‘Fuck’. You almost miss the stain on it. The next room you enter has a wax statue of Usha Chilukuri in a blue dress at a microphone with the word ‘Marry’ floating above her. It’s the last time she’s looked happy. The third room you enter leaves you cold. Half a man baby with a beard is giving stiff body shade to a disturbed, sitting Pope Francis. A final, haunting word floats over the loving, compassionate Pope: ‘Kill’. You are too late.
April 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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I actually do have that book.
Pages from the book Practical Electrical Illumination, published in 1917, that shows an explanation for electrical waves moving through an invisible medium called the Aether.
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Dr Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show head shot saying “how ‘bout that?”
February 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Pumpkin is giving chill vibes this rainy evening. She’s happy to share.
An orangish dog’s head resting between the back of the gray couch on the right and a pillow with orange maroon patterns on it. The dog is asleep.
February 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Husband found this 😏
The personification of Death standing at an arcade machine where you use a joystick to pick up items. A small human is held in the grabbers. The caption says “David Lynch? That’s not the 78 year old with weird hair that I wanted!”
January 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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A laundry room being renovated. On the left is a dryer with the front panel off. In the corner to it’s right is a washer. A shop vac sits in the middle of the image. Walls are mostly light green, except for where yellow has not been painted over.
January 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Do you need stress relief? I highly recommend a dose of puppy belly. The benefits are reduced stress, increased joy, and a very happy puppy.
Large, orangish dog laying on her back on the couch. A human hand from the right is petting her belly and a different human hand from the left is petting her chest. Her ear closest to the camera is flopped down.
January 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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One of my favorite comic covers. When I was in eighth grade, I destroyed the cover of my comic book by making a grid over it and then replicating the cover as a poster for an art class assignment. My version has been lost to time, but I can still remember it clearly in my head.
The cover of Flash #288. The Flash, in his Classic Silver Age costume of red with the lightning bolt around the middle. He’s been turned into a cloud by Dr. Alchemy, who is standing off to his left, behind a tree, zapping the Flash with the Philosopher’s Stone that he’s holding in his right hand. The caption at the bottom reads “All this… and more… awaits you on The Day It Rained Flash!”
January 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Aristotle goes into a Chipotle…
Carved head image of the philosopher Aristotle.
January 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Pumpkin is ready for breakfast and starting me down to remind me.
Profile head shot of an orangish dog staring at her owner.
January 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Pumpkin is chilling while I read more of The Moon and Serpent Bumper Book of Magic by Alan Moore and Steve Moore. One of the things I love about comics style is the nonlinear aspect of time. I can read things forward or backwards and it still works. Trying that with just prose. Not as fun.
Large orangish dog resting its head on its owners lap. The owner, in pajamas, is reading a large print book open to a page of comics.
January 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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The Laundry Room Project is entering the final phase. Rats got into the ceiling and made it their home. My office is above this, so it started smelling really bad in my office. We torn out the drywall, removed the foul insulation that was covered in rat pee and poop, and started fixing things.
View from the door of a laundry room. Two washers and a dryer line the left side. New drywall can be seen on the ceiling and right wall. The floor is unfinished concrete. A dish heater sits in the lower left corner.
January 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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CSI: Giraffic Park is investigating the latest in Elf on a Shelf murders.
An Elf on a Shelf doll, with its right arm ripped off, laying in a pool of its own stuffing, being investigated by a sitting stuffed giraffe, a bent over stuffed giraffe, and a stuffed platypus. All on top of a light pink carpet on medium brown hardwood floor.
December 27, 2024 at 9:35 PM