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kevin burke
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Gavin Degraw singing “I’m surrounded by liars, everywhere I turn” at the inauguration is going to hit harder than he realizes
January 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
of course i choose the week that tiktok is being banned to finally start brainstorming tiktok ideas
January 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I always feel so safe flying when I see my plane has a really nice first class section. They would never let these rich fucks die
December 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
stepping in london for the first time
December 29, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I respect honeydew so much. It takes a lot of courage to be the fruit that no one eats in a fruit salad
December 23, 2024 at 1:42 AM
getting offline for a few weeks really helped me realize how much i need this
December 18, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I want a dog named banana that I can call nana for short. Is that so much to ask?
December 17, 2024 at 9:31 PM
you ever decorate your tree so good that you just have to dance??
December 17, 2024 at 1:07 AM
santa's the type of guy to look his elves right in the face and say "my workshop is like one big family, and families don't unionize"
December 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM
ok but why hasn’t anybody mentioned the fact that he’s italian?
December 10, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I wish there was a rec sports league for unathletic people. I was in a beginner soccer league last year and got absolutely cooked
November 29, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Just saw wicked. We need to have a serious conversation about if defying gravity is the best song of all time. I get chills every time
November 27, 2024 at 2:55 AM
playing a youtube video of a fireplace to set the mood
November 22, 2024 at 10:47 PM
having a cat means learning how to be ok with the fact that they threw up directly into your shoes
November 22, 2024 at 1:10 AM
eating some ice cream. the yummy kind
November 21, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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people just don’t pull people off stage with a loooooong cane mid-charleston like they used to anymore
November 20, 2024 at 3:49 PM
partying is such sweet sorrow
November 20, 2024 at 3:57 AM
a vintage mia hamm jersey would go so hard. i need one
November 20, 2024 at 1:19 AM
It’s so freeing to post for less than 100 followers. I can finally embarrass myself in private again
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Personally I think you’re all a bunch of cuties. But that’s just me
November 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation
November 18, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Using my first blue sky post to announce I’m already leaving this app. Heading over to something called butt talk so find me on there!
November 17, 2024 at 4:07 AM