KevinandorNigel
@kevinandornigel.bsky.social
I will not be making a statement at this time
I know when to go out
I know when to stay in
And get things done.
I know when to stay in
And get things done.
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I know when to go out
I know when to stay in
And get things done.
I know when to stay in
And get things done.
Turns out the conservatives weren’t conservative, just greedy and the capitalists weren’t capitalists, just greedy.
August 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Turns out the conservatives weren’t conservative, just greedy and the capitalists weren’t capitalists, just greedy.
Nine years ago today my 15 year old boy’s dream came true!
July 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Nine years ago today my 15 year old boy’s dream came true!
Me : I live fireworks
Me with 90 lb dog: fuck you, fireworks
Me with 90 lb dog: fuck you, fireworks
July 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Me : I live fireworks
Me with 90 lb dog: fuck you, fireworks
Me with 90 lb dog: fuck you, fireworks
Thing 1 and Thing 2 look fine to me.
July 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Thing 1 and Thing 2 look fine to me.
Glad we’re not at war Mr. Vice President. Here’s some pictures of the US at “Not War” over the last 80 years.
June 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Glad we’re not at war Mr. Vice President. Here’s some pictures of the US at “Not War” over the last 80 years.
God only knows where we’ll be without him.
June 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
God only knows where we’ll be without him.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he’s sober, stick him in the scupper with a hosepipe on him, put him in bed with the Captain’s daughter.
These are the only approved options of what you can do with a drunken sailor.
My Uncle Malcolm’s termination was unwarranted.
These are the only approved options of what you can do with a drunken sailor.
My Uncle Malcolm’s termination was unwarranted.
May 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he’s sober, stick him in the scupper with a hosepipe on him, put him in bed with the Captain’s daughter.
These are the only approved options of what you can do with a drunken sailor.
My Uncle Malcolm’s termination was unwarranted.
These are the only approved options of what you can do with a drunken sailor.
My Uncle Malcolm’s termination was unwarranted.
Me, bravely facing the oppressive horrors of being a white dude in South Africa. (2018).
May 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me, bravely facing the oppressive horrors of being a white dude in South Africa. (2018).
This is like the US canceling the NFL AND the NBA. It’s not a good sign.
India halts IPL cricket tournament as conflict with Pakistan heats up
https://www.ft.com/content/565be148-14ff-44f7-90e6-343815c2039f
https://www.ft.com/content/565be148-14ff-44f7-90e6-343815c2039f
India halts IPL cricket tournament as conflict with Pakistan heats up
Suspension of lucrative league could strike blow to media arm of Ambani’s Reliance
www.ft.com
May 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is like the US canceling the NFL AND the NBA. It’s not a good sign.
Do you have any idea how fucked up the global market has to be that India is happily making trade deals with the English?
May 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Do you have any idea how fucked up the global market has to be that India is happily making trade deals with the English?
Can you go down and take a picture of the sign for the Jury Assembly Room?
Me: why?
We need a picture for the sign people so they can match letters
Me: Why me?
Just please do it.
Me: ok.
Me: why?
We need a picture for the sign people so they can match letters
Me: Why me?
Just please do it.
Me: ok.
April 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Can you go down and take a picture of the sign for the Jury Assembly Room?
Me: why?
We need a picture for the sign people so they can match letters
Me: Why me?
Just please do it.
Me: ok.
Me: why?
We need a picture for the sign people so they can match letters
Me: Why me?
Just please do it.
Me: ok.
Can’t help but think the producers of Conclave are excited right now.
April 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Can’t help but think the producers of Conclave are excited right now.
Him insisting that he be present for the trade negotiations with Japan in person is big Dick Fuld energy.
April 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Him insisting that he be present for the trade negotiations with Japan in person is big Dick Fuld energy.
Japanese engineer creates glowing spider nightmare that follows you around at night.
April 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Japanese engineer creates glowing spider nightmare that follows you around at night.
The LOTR character I want to be.
The LOTR character I admire the most
The LOTR character I am most like.
The LOTR character I admire the most
The LOTR character I am most like.
April 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The LOTR character I want to be.
The LOTR character I admire the most
The LOTR character I am most like.
The LOTR character I admire the most
The LOTR character I am most like.
Or, and hear me out, he’s a fucking idiot.
April 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Or, and hear me out, he’s a fucking idiot.
This is the kind of writing that drives me crazy. It’s not “some economists” it’s almost every economist. It’s not “the possibility” it’s the stated intent. Cowardly writing by the Financial Times.
April 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is the kind of writing that drives me crazy. It’s not “some economists” it’s almost every economist. It’s not “the possibility” it’s the stated intent. Cowardly writing by the Financial Times.
Dune or the News?
March 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Dune or the News?
Adam Ant in Goody Two Shoes wears his six shooter butt forward in an historically accurate “cavalry draw” position. Fashion is in the details, folks.
March 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Adam Ant in Goody Two Shoes wears his six shooter butt forward in an historically accurate “cavalry draw” position. Fashion is in the details, folks.
If you’re like me you’ve thought: “I wonder if I made a good first impression”. Ollie Bearman did this yesterday at the first practice for the first race of his first season. Ollie doesn’t have to wonder.
March 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you’re like me you’ve thought: “I wonder if I made a good first impression”. Ollie Bearman did this yesterday at the first practice for the first race of his first season. Ollie doesn’t have to wonder.
Huh.
Serbian lawmakers hospitalised after flares go up inside parliament
https://www.ft.com/content/b81e9b75-df93-44f3-9134-dcf4f6f7871b
https://www.ft.com/content/b81e9b75-df93-44f3-9134-dcf4f6f7871b
Serbian lawmakers hospitalised after flares go up inside parliament
Ruling party MPs, including eight-months-pregnant politician, injured as anti-government protest turns violent
www.ft.com
March 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Huh.