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Kevin Allender
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I like pinball, movies, good clothes, fast bikes, mezcal, and you... what else you need to know? - John Dillinger, probably
I feel the same way about Steely Dan’s Aja
September 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The last two seasons of Industry had probably the best use of title sequences
August 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m of the opinion title sequences need to be dynamic like the changing map in Game of Thrones or need to be short and gtfo of the way like Breaking Bad (15 seconds max)
August 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Big oof
July 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I was gonna say…
March 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by Kevin Allender
We sometimes find NSFW terms enter our everyday vocabulary through semantic bleaching.

‘Food porn’ isn’t anything scandalous, it’s just appetizing pictures of food.

‘Pimp my ride’ means making additions to your car (i.e. putting a PlayStation 2 in the trunk).
March 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The Apprentice?
/s
March 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Big oof
February 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Michael Clayton heads when they realize social media has ruined them
December 28, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Michael Clayton heads when they’re convinced by a child that Realm and Conquest is the key to the whole friggin movie
December 28, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Michael Clayton heads when they convince their dads to read Realm and Conquest
December 28, 2024 at 4:55 AM