Oh for $%^&'s sake! Clearly neither of these doctors is the right one for you. But I know too well how exhausting it is finding a decent specialist with openings.

Just take today to regroup. Good luck! Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.

Terry Pratchett is SO funny, and wrote insightful, human stories... dressed up as silly adventures with dwarves and witches. 'Guards! Guards!' is a great read.

Charles Stross similar for present-day. 'The Nightmare Stacks' is Reluctant Vampire meets Space Elf Spy as star-crossed lovers.