Will Smith just hit that ball like it was Chris Rock. #MLB #WorldSeries

Jaws scared the poop out of me as a kid. I remember watching it at a drive-in in the back of a pickup as the back end of a double feature that kicked off with Star Wars. My parents thought I was sleeping, but I couldn’t close my eyes. Best movie ever made. Lucky to catch the exhibition today in LA.

Guys. I think I found the Pink Pony Club in West Hollywood.

Off to LA for a couple days to see my daughter perform at Universal Studios Hollywood Horror Nights. I’m staying in West Hollywood and will be on the lookout for that Pink Pony Club everyone is raving about.

Enjoyed the always quirky and talented Jonathan Richman last night at First Avenue. And, yes. It did feel like I was dancing at a lesbian bar. Oooh. Oooh.

Stop hugging your wait staff.

Eugenio Suárez Looks like he just ordered a Royale with cheese. #MLB

My dog, when I catch her digging in the back yard.

I found a picture of me in 1987 reading 1984 to prepare for 2025.

This postseason will help determine if there’s baseball to start the 2027 MLB season.

Meet Hamlet. He’s the house cat at the Algonquin Hotel in NYC. And, no. He doesn’t give a shit that you paid extra to stay there in hopes to hang with him.

I grew up in New York. People ask me what I look for in a good pizza. How about a Pizza Hall of Fame plaque?

Minnesotans tell me I’m supposed to wear sweaters here. Okay.

I want to be friends with this person.