Resting Mitch Face
@keurfuffle.bsky.social
Bioarchaeologist/Human osteologist/Biological anthropologist. Fountain pen enthusiast. He/him/Mr.
Leverage your privilege to help the vulnerable.
Leverage your privilege to help the vulnerable.
Can’t. Conceiving of the strangest project ever imagined.
November 22, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Can’t. Conceiving of the strangest project ever imagined.
My glow-up will involve SO MUCH sinew.
November 21, 2024 at 2:07 AM
My glow-up will involve SO MUCH sinew.
I still think it’s funny the astrology girlies didn’t foresee a second moon this month.
October 17, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I still think it’s funny the astrology girlies didn’t foresee a second moon this month.
I’m too busy not to be friendly.
July 31, 2024 at 4:55 AM
I’m too busy not to be friendly.
I’m reading “1984” on an iPad. Doubleplusgood irony.
July 19, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I’m reading “1984” on an iPad. Doubleplusgood irony.
Can’t you just pander with the truth? It seems so much easier.
July 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Can’t you just pander with the truth? It seems so much easier.
Turns out the cynics are the easiest to manipulate.
July 18, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Turns out the cynics are the easiest to manipulate.
I wish my writing teacher could read me now.
July 6, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I wish my writing teacher could read me now.
Lol they expect me to work tomorrow
July 5, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Lol they expect me to work tomorrow
Rad. My 10-year-old is offering to be my wing man for the pretty neighbor lady.
July 4, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Rad. My 10-year-old is offering to be my wing man for the pretty neighbor lady.
All cause, no effect. All fuck around, no find out.
July 4, 2024 at 3:53 AM
All cause, no effect. All fuck around, no find out.
Me trynna fill out my timesheet.
June 15, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Me trynna fill out my timesheet.
I wonder what Princess Wounded Paw is gothing off about tonight.
May 26, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I wonder what Princess Wounded Paw is gothing off about tonight.
I’m just not quite right today.
May 25, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I’m just not quite right today.
A man needed a pen today and all I had was my Pilot Metal Falcon.
Starting tomorrow I always carry a burner ballpoint.
Starting tomorrow I always carry a burner ballpoint.
March 7, 2024 at 3:07 AM
A man needed a pen today and all I had was my Pilot Metal Falcon.
Starting tomorrow I always carry a burner ballpoint.
Starting tomorrow I always carry a burner ballpoint.
I think it’s time to trade this beard for a goatee.
March 1, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I think it’s time to trade this beard for a goatee.
Rad. First bourbon moth of 2024.
February 22, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Rad. First bourbon moth of 2024.
Day 2,660 of What the Fuck Did You Expect?
February 21, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Day 2,660 of What the Fuck Did You Expect?
In hindsight, I probably should have paid more attention to the people who don’t live in my phone.
February 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
In hindsight, I probably should have paid more attention to the people who don’t live in my phone.
Happy Expectations Day
February 14, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Happy Expectations Day
Anytime I try to get healthy I feel a sense of guilt. It’s like I’m trying to gentrify my insides.
January 19, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Anytime I try to get healthy I feel a sense of guilt. It’s like I’m trying to gentrify my insides.
Fuck it. Might as well cross-post.
January 19, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Fuck it. Might as well cross-post.
If I feel like this for Thanksgiving, Christmas is going to be fuuuuuucked.
November 23, 2023 at 3:15 AM
If I feel like this for Thanksgiving, Christmas is going to be fuuuuuucked.
Sometimes I wonder if my bosses based their business strategy on the Cleveland ownership in Major League.
November 21, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Sometimes I wonder if my bosses based their business strategy on the Cleveland ownership in Major League.
I tried folding the laundry but I got sidetracked being responsible for everyone else’s feelings.
November 19, 2023 at 4:42 PM
I tried folding the laundry but I got sidetracked being responsible for everyone else’s feelings.