The blue refreshes while the red regenerates. Green is for those without a god.

Just like in the words of the prophet Jeff Foxworthy, it’s like if a frog stood up.

I wish they had a way to cool them, apart from putting the servers in hot air balloons. That’s why it’s called the cloud!

Pronouncing “snickerdon’tdle” out loud felt like vomiting Lego’s. 11/10

God grant me the confidence of a medium ugly man on a dating app.

There’s a joke here involving the phrase “big movie buff” that would do big numbers. Where’s Carrot Top when you need him?

Spatchcocking is one of those words that give you verbal whiplash when you learn what it actually means. Turns out it has very little to do with actual spatulas.

Luckily growing up in the nineties allowed us just a few archetypes to choose from. Jock, nerd, cool girl, astronomy geek, math jock, “coach”. Simpler times.