Kyle
@kethepe.bsky.social
I left all my funny over at the other place.
I want them to run the next pope selection process like the NFL draft. Invite them to the combine. Gimme some stats. What's their 40 time? Let's get a mock draft going up in here
April 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I want them to run the next pope selection process like the NFL draft. Invite them to the combine. Gimme some stats. What's their 40 time? Let's get a mock draft going up in here
Is that a torpedo bat in your on deck circle, or are you just happy to see me?
April 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Is that a torpedo bat in your on deck circle, or are you just happy to see me?
How to keep the romance alive:
March 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
How to keep the romance alive:
Great friends know who you are... And, just as importantly, who you are not.
January 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Great friends know who you are... And, just as importantly, who you are not.
20 years later, not much has changed.
January 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
20 years later, not much has changed.
Happy almost new year, folks!
If you want to declare your undying love for me or tell me how much I suck, my messages are open. I won't even respond unless you want me to. I enjoy ending the new year on a "blast your truth out there" note. Let 'em rip.
If you want to declare your undying love for me or tell me how much I suck, my messages are open. I won't even respond unless you want me to. I enjoy ending the new year on a "blast your truth out there" note. Let 'em rip.
January 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Happy almost new year, folks!
If you want to declare your undying love for me or tell me how much I suck, my messages are open. I won't even respond unless you want me to. I enjoy ending the new year on a "blast your truth out there" note. Let 'em rip.
If you want to declare your undying love for me or tell me how much I suck, my messages are open. I won't even respond unless you want me to. I enjoy ending the new year on a "blast your truth out there" note. Let 'em rip.
Am I attractive on this thing yet, or do I have to stick to Twitter a bit longer?
December 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Am I attractive on this thing yet, or do I have to stick to Twitter a bit longer?
If you're reading this, you're probably in my life by choice. Thanks for that. Merry Christmas 💙
December 25, 2024 at 9:07 PM
If you're reading this, you're probably in my life by choice. Thanks for that. Merry Christmas 💙
Apparently at the library this morning my kid fist bumped Santa and told him she wanted a trumpet.
Yknow, as one does.
How is my kid already cooler than me
Yknow, as one does.
How is my kid already cooler than me
December 20, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Apparently at the library this morning my kid fist bumped Santa and told him she wanted a trumpet.
Yknow, as one does.
How is my kid already cooler than me
Yknow, as one does.
How is my kid already cooler than me
Full-on Monday grumps in effect over here.
December 16, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Full-on Monday grumps in effect over here.
Having one of those "damn good at my job" days which is rather refreshing.
December 13, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Having one of those "damn good at my job" days which is rather refreshing.
Anybody else wonder what it'd be like to have a factory reset button for your body?
Like oh, THAT'S what being hydrated feels like. Or THIS is what a well rested person can do...
Like oh, THAT'S what being hydrated feels like. Or THIS is what a well rested person can do...
December 12, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Anybody else wonder what it'd be like to have a factory reset button for your body?
Like oh, THAT'S what being hydrated feels like. Or THIS is what a well rested person can do...
Like oh, THAT'S what being hydrated feels like. Or THIS is what a well rested person can do...
Idea: 24 days of small gizmos and gadgets with questionable value.
A Dadvent calendar, if you will.
A Dadvent calendar, if you will.
December 11, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Idea: 24 days of small gizmos and gadgets with questionable value.
A Dadvent calendar, if you will.
A Dadvent calendar, if you will.
Kid, 5 pm Friday: "I am not cold, I will NEVER wear a jacket"
Kid at 8 pm:
Kid at 8 pm:
December 10, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Kid, 5 pm Friday: "I am not cold, I will NEVER wear a jacket"
Kid at 8 pm:
Kid at 8 pm:
Just checking in to let you all know that I'm still boring as hell 😘
December 9, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Just checking in to let you all know that I'm still boring as hell 😘
I think my sleep function is broken...
December 5, 2024 at 8:03 AM
I think my sleep function is broken...
Definitely one of those "should've been a stripper" days.
December 4, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Definitely one of those "should've been a stripper" days.
I'm just saying, I think Geddy Lee singing Let It Go could heal this world a little bit.
December 3, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I'm just saying, I think Geddy Lee singing Let It Go could heal this world a little bit.
Decided to get a jump on the holidays by putting the weight on ahead of time this year
December 3, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Decided to get a jump on the holidays by putting the weight on ahead of time this year
Nobody - and I mean NOBODY - has a harder 1000-yard stare than a child who has had a scratchy nose for approximately 12 minutes.
December 3, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Nobody - and I mean NOBODY - has a harder 1000-yard stare than a child who has had a scratchy nose for approximately 12 minutes.
If you ever get an "I felt recharged after talking to several people Monday morning" text from me, please know the apocalypse has come and things aren't looking good.
December 2, 2024 at 2:55 PM
If you ever get an "I felt recharged after talking to several people Monday morning" text from me, please know the apocalypse has come and things aren't looking good.
I wonder how many "mysterious ancient artifacts" are just some dad's half-busted project he promised to get to the next time he has a down day.
Of COURSE that wasn't based on personal experience, no sirree.
Of COURSE that wasn't based on personal experience, no sirree.
November 29, 2024 at 10:15 PM
I wonder how many "mysterious ancient artifacts" are just some dad's half-busted project he promised to get to the next time he has a down day.
Of COURSE that wasn't based on personal experience, no sirree.
Of COURSE that wasn't based on personal experience, no sirree.
I double-barreled the smoker today. Ham on the left, turkey on the right. Not gonna lie, I'd wife me up. Banana for scale.
November 29, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I double-barreled the smoker today. Ham on the left, turkey on the right. Not gonna lie, I'd wife me up. Banana for scale.
Reposted by Kyle
call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 2:16 PM
call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving