Ketchup Of The Abyss
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After completing my PhD in Phrenology at Pat Robertson’s School for Wayward Boys & The Criminally Insane, I found a new calling as the Global Director of Underwhelming Experiences.
You don't have to wonder, they've done blood tests (hint: it's not good).
Also, call me crazy but I'll pass on the 215hp 6.4L v8 that shits out lead and smog.
Also, call me crazy but I'll pass on the 215hp 6.4L v8 that shits out lead and smog.
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You don't have to wonder, they've done blood tests (hint: it's not good).
Also, call me crazy but I'll pass on the 215hp 6.4L v8 that shits out lead and smog.
Also, call me crazy but I'll pass on the 215hp 6.4L v8 that shits out lead and smog.
That's $177,115.27 in USD.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
That's $177,115.27 in USD.
We call that 250 prisoners and 1700 hostages.
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
We call that 250 prisoners and 1700 hostages.
I'm not "willing to support a neo nazi" as much as I think it's more likely that he's not one than I think a 79yr old will survive a 6 year senate term.
If you want to argue that my calculation is flawed, do it, but don't play dumb and pretend I said I support him even if he's a nazi.
If you want to argue that my calculation is flawed, do it, but don't play dumb and pretend I said I support him even if he's a nazi.
October 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm not "willing to support a neo nazi" as much as I think it's more likely that he's not one than I think a 79yr old will survive a 6 year senate term.
If you want to argue that my calculation is flawed, do it, but don't play dumb and pretend I said I support him even if he's a nazi.
If you want to argue that my calculation is flawed, do it, but don't play dumb and pretend I said I support him even if he's a nazi.
If I wanted to support Nazis we already have an entire political party for that.
This all strikes me as unserious and bad faith. I would sooner gamble on someone that might currently have good politics than someone that definitely doesn't. You can just disagree without pretending not to understand
This all strikes me as unserious and bad faith. I would sooner gamble on someone that might currently have good politics than someone that definitely doesn't. You can just disagree without pretending not to understand
October 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If I wanted to support Nazis we already have an entire political party for that.
This all strikes me as unserious and bad faith. I would sooner gamble on someone that might currently have good politics than someone that definitely doesn't. You can just disagree without pretending not to understand
This all strikes me as unserious and bad faith. I would sooner gamble on someone that might currently have good politics than someone that definitely doesn't. You can just disagree without pretending not to understand
When the only two choices are this guy and a 79yr old hand picked by Chuck Schumer and the dem establishment, yes.
I don't think it's that hard, this guy is only probably a piece of shit with a small chance of actually being reformed but Schumer's pick is definitely shit.
I don't think it's that hard, this guy is only probably a piece of shit with a small chance of actually being reformed but Schumer's pick is definitely shit.
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When the only two choices are this guy and a 79yr old hand picked by Chuck Schumer and the dem establishment, yes.
I don't think it's that hard, this guy is only probably a piece of shit with a small chance of actually being reformed but Schumer's pick is definitely shit.
I don't think it's that hard, this guy is only probably a piece of shit with a small chance of actually being reformed but Schumer's pick is definitely shit.
I don't know. I don't get to vote in Maine so it doesn't matter but I'd sooner gamble on a maybe reformed former racist than a 79yr old handpicked by Chuck Schumer. At least there's a chance.
Preferably just a different candidate though.. it's not too late.. somebody? anybody?
Preferably just a different candidate though.. it's not too late.. somebody? anybody?
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I don't know. I don't get to vote in Maine so it doesn't matter but I'd sooner gamble on a maybe reformed former racist than a 79yr old handpicked by Chuck Schumer. At least there's a chance.
Preferably just a different candidate though.. it's not too late.. somebody? anybody?
Preferably just a different candidate though.. it's not too late.. somebody? anybody?
It's 2025 so they'll probably come to the conclusion that it was a weather machine or maybe a curse.
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It's 2025 so they'll probably come to the conclusion that it was a weather machine or maybe a curse.
As someone who has heard Kirk's rhetoric in "full context" I can confidently say you're lying.
September 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
As someone who has heard Kirk's rhetoric in "full context" I can confidently say you're lying.
I was ringing up produce last week and noticed the machine said it was $3+ for a single red onion...
September 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I was ringing up produce last week and noticed the machine said it was $3+ for a single red onion...
I like the part where he's like "This dumb bitch thinks we want to put gay people in jail" followed immediately by "and she's right".
July 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I like the part where he's like "This dumb bitch thinks we want to put gay people in jail" followed immediately by "and she's right".
Chapter 1: Free stuff sounds nice, but doesn't work!
Chapter 2: Bipartisanship: A framework for expanding and preserving the filibuster.
Chapter 3: In defense of the private for profit insurance model.
Chapter 4: The dangers of woke ideology and alienating the center.
Chapter 2: Bipartisanship: A framework for expanding and preserving the filibuster.
Chapter 3: In defense of the private for profit insurance model.
Chapter 4: The dangers of woke ideology and alienating the center.
June 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Chapter 1: Free stuff sounds nice, but doesn't work!
Chapter 2: Bipartisanship: A framework for expanding and preserving the filibuster.
Chapter 3: In defense of the private for profit insurance model.
Chapter 4: The dangers of woke ideology and alienating the center.
Chapter 2: Bipartisanship: A framework for expanding and preserving the filibuster.
Chapter 3: In defense of the private for profit insurance model.
Chapter 4: The dangers of woke ideology and alienating the center.
The Senate can end the filibuster with a simple majority and pass everything they want with 51 votes. They just don't want to because they know how bad a lot of this stuff is and would rather let the parliamentarian take the blame.
Plus they want to keep it so they can use it against dems later.
Plus they want to keep it so they can use it against dems later.
June 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The Senate can end the filibuster with a simple majority and pass everything they want with 51 votes. They just don't want to because they know how bad a lot of this stuff is and would rather let the parliamentarian take the blame.
Plus they want to keep it so they can use it against dems later.
Plus they want to keep it so they can use it against dems later.
Good thing the USA has universal dental coverage! I’m sure the anti fluoride people support that, right?
June 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Good thing the USA has universal dental coverage! I’m sure the anti fluoride people support that, right?
In my car to change the air recirculation I have to press climate on the big stupid touch screen, then on the left recirculation settings, then this brings up three different options I can click on, then I have to press climate again and navigate back to where I was. Brilliant stuff.
June 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
In my car to change the air recirculation I have to press climate on the big stupid touch screen, then on the left recirculation settings, then this brings up three different options I can click on, then I have to press climate again and navigate back to where I was. Brilliant stuff.
Damn dude, you a mormon now?
June 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Damn dude, you a mormon now?
I hate being called potato.
June 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I hate being called potato.
This is unironically the most impressive thing I've seen AI do.
May 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is unironically the most impressive thing I've seen AI do.
This is booger and goober. I’ll let you decide which is which.
May 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is booger and goober. I’ll let you decide which is which.
This is booger and goober. I’ll let you decide which is which.
May 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is booger and goober. I’ll let you decide which is which.
Is anyone going to ask these fucking clowns what's wrong with able bodied people getting medicaid?
Why should I not qualify for medicaid while between jobs?
Why should I not qualify for medicaid while between jobs?
May 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Is anyone going to ask these fucking clowns what's wrong with able bodied people getting medicaid?
Why should I not qualify for medicaid while between jobs?
Why should I not qualify for medicaid while between jobs?
Why should I not qualify for Medicaid when I’m between jobs? I’ve paid taxes my whole life and never used it. I think I’ve earned it.
May 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Why should I not qualify for Medicaid when I’m between jobs? I’ve paid taxes my whole life and never used it. I think I’ve earned it.
This is how medicaid works in Florida.
So even though I've been paying taxes my entire life and have never needed assistance if I get cancer and lose my job I'm unable to qualify because I'm still "able bodied".
Real shit hole I live in. Good luck everyone else.
So even though I've been paying taxes my entire life and have never needed assistance if I get cancer and lose my job I'm unable to qualify because I'm still "able bodied".
Real shit hole I live in. Good luck everyone else.
May 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This is how medicaid works in Florida.
So even though I've been paying taxes my entire life and have never needed assistance if I get cancer and lose my job I'm unable to qualify because I'm still "able bodied".
Real shit hole I live in. Good luck everyone else.
So even though I've been paying taxes my entire life and have never needed assistance if I get cancer and lose my job I'm unable to qualify because I'm still "able bodied".
Real shit hole I live in. Good luck everyone else.
I missed one meal and it was too much for him.
May 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I missed one meal and it was too much for him.
He came to him with tears in his eyes and he said "Sir! Please stop the pew pews and the boom booms!"
April 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
He came to him with tears in his eyes and he said "Sir! Please stop the pew pews and the boom booms!"