I just think it's really fucked up that there's an odd number of days in a work week, but an even number of weekend days. It's just not natural

Pirates of the Caribbean is live action One Piece

Had a dream where we were all centaurs, but the lower half was bike and all our skulls looked like bike helmets

"The only way out is through" - Robert Frost
Ambiguous, ominous, obvious, copium

"The only way out is through the perfume department" - SpongeBob
Specific, resolute, clairvoyant, honest