kessbethler
@kessbethler.bsky.social
Two kids in a trenchcoat trying to buy cigarettes
Wow this is great! If there’s any more left could I trouble you for seconds?
June 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Wow this is great! If there’s any more left could I trouble you for seconds?
Yes - in queen anne deafening plane flying overhead
March 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Yes - in queen anne deafening plane flying overhead
Increase my conscientiousness by learning to allow my attention to rest directly on discomfort
May 17, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Increase my conscientiousness by learning to allow my attention to rest directly on discomfort
Not sarcasm thank you for finally explaining my peers to me
I'm not sure how to proceed here, you are so smart and pretty please find enclosed this pic of my tits
I'm not sure how to proceed here, you are so smart and pretty please find enclosed this pic of my tits
May 17, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Not sarcasm thank you for finally explaining my peers to me
I'm not sure how to proceed here, you are so smart and pretty please find enclosed this pic of my tits
I'm not sure how to proceed here, you are so smart and pretty please find enclosed this pic of my tits
Oh, you've got it all wrong, they're just trying to protect you from Dave Chappelle
May 17, 2023 at 2:35 AM
Oh, you've got it all wrong, they're just trying to protect you from Dave Chappelle
Shh you're ruining it
May 15, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Shh you're ruining it
Dad to 16 year old: you think you're ready for a driver's license when that tricycle I bought you is still sitting in the garage gathering dust?
May 13, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Dad to 16 year old: you think you're ready for a driver's license when that tricycle I bought you is still sitting in the garage gathering dust?
Ok now we just need to secure a supplier
May 12, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Ok now we just need to secure a supplier
Someone pls type this into Midjourney
May 9, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Someone pls type this into Midjourney
First post: steelman harder
May 9, 2023 at 4:38 AM
First post: steelman harder
I'll have to try this next weekend
May 8, 2023 at 1:12 AM
I'll have to try this next weekend
The ad model intrinsically commodifies attention which incentivizes inflammatory content and polarizes audiences.
Root of all evil? I dunno I think that was the thing with the apple or something.
Root of all evil? I dunno I think that was the thing with the apple or something.
May 7, 2023 at 1:04 PM
The ad model intrinsically commodifies attention which incentivizes inflammatory content and polarizes audiences.
Root of all evil? I dunno I think that was the thing with the apple or something.
Root of all evil? I dunno I think that was the thing with the apple or something.
Haha the autogenerated title makes it
May 6, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Haha the autogenerated title makes it
I had the opposite experience and it made me feel like such a badass. Nurses spoke in hushed tones as they passed my hospital bed and I just kept turning down the Vicodin and acting chipper. Ah, that was great.
May 5, 2023 at 3:54 AM
I had the opposite experience and it made me feel like such a badass. Nurses spoke in hushed tones as they passed my hospital bed and I just kept turning down the Vicodin and acting chipper. Ah, that was great.
What would I say if I were me?
May 5, 2023 at 3:47 AM
What would I say if I were me?
I feel seen but can you pls close all those parens
May 3, 2023 at 4:27 PM
I feel seen but can you pls close all those parens
Pull request: )))))))))))
May 3, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Pull request: )))))))))))
My favorite is when the UI doesn't have enough room for basic functionality so they just *take it out* and tell you to log in on a desktop
May 3, 2023 at 4:19 PM
My favorite is when the UI doesn't have enough room for basic functionality so they just *take it out* and tell you to log in on a desktop
I like this framing a lot and feel like it explains both trauma and also observant people who know how to recognize opportunities from subtle information
May 3, 2023 at 5:44 AM
I like this framing a lot and feel like it explains both trauma and also observant people who know how to recognize opportunities from subtle information