I hate my neighbours, squeeze your rag of turpentine out window when I'm coming out door below, I love getting turpentine in one eye and being in agony.

Public transport is risking ones life.

Had a guy keep trying to talk and then touch me, moved multiple times, got grabbed by arm while going downstairs to driver. Him yelling, "You're mine, mine, I'm taking you."

Was a great fucking start to the day.

Real example of my humour:

I said "I'm still waiting for urgent appointment at hospital for area on left side of me, not given all my meds, I've gone out broke my right shoulder and now I find a painful bump (right side also) that appears out of no where...fuck me today my body is tragic" 🤣🤣🤣

I did this today 😢 I had to endure ppl noise on public transport. The safety barrier of ensuring ppl don't talk to me is necessary!

For once, they forecast snow, and they were right ❄️ damn them! Already cold as a brass monkey's balls outside before the snow.

The main event featured in the Purgatory Olympics is couch jumping. 🤣

There will be both single as pictured below and also doubles as featured in Nedley's office 😉

#WynonnaEarp #NicoleHaught

How is my Friday going? Awaiting Inspector visit at flat, ran to the loo.

Instead of singing, "All my tears have been used up by another love" I make up my own version which was: "All my change has been used up, on another bus, another bus."

That is when the door knocked, and he heard me. 🤣

Always wanted to go 🇺🇲 now, just the opposite.

Living in another country, I watch the tally count up votes, hoping for a different outcome for the sake of all the ppl that live in America. Even though I never have shown a fraction of the same interest in my own countries elections.