You were great, Emma. Nice to put a voice to a face!

This is a great playlist

The sixth form disco has ended, but now next door have returned so might need to fashion some earmuffs out of socks

AND it's the superlative version with the extra 'This is our last dance'.

I stand corrected, currently playing: Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie! I wonder if they take requests.

Sia's Bulletproof and Beyonce's Texas Holdem but, to add insult to injury, zero Bowie. There's also a shouty woman. I'm basically reliving my college dorm days.

I'd pay good money for a snazzy jumper like that

Both of them need to see a doctor

One of them is a much daintier snorer than the other.

I think this is all the more shocking/depressing because it takes so little to be inclusive, and to do so has minimal impact on anyone else. The restaurant should be ashamed and relieved that he has more compassion than them, but there's a special award for the callous selfishness of those diners.

You can co-sign the formal complaint I'm drafting if you want!